Destroyt
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How corporate middle managers feel when they end an email with “go cats!”
December 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
How corporate middle managers feel when they end an email with “go cats!”
No one prepares you for hitting the age where all your friends are in shitty marriages but refuse to file for divorce and use you as a trauma dump
December 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
No one prepares you for hitting the age where all your friends are in shitty marriages but refuse to file for divorce and use you as a trauma dump
One man loses his shit (big surprise) and the internet immediately says “here’s EVERYTHING there is to know about this man’s innocent wife and three children”
December 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
One man loses his shit (big surprise) and the internet immediately says “here’s EVERYTHING there is to know about this man’s innocent wife and three children”
Quentin Tarantino is right, 15 year old Austin Butler would have been much better to play Eli. Maybe he had a scheduling conflict with Hannah Montana
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Quentin Tarantino is right, 15 year old Austin Butler would have been much better to play Eli. Maybe he had a scheduling conflict with Hannah Montana
Me after I finally finish boycotting all the companies y’all tell me to
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Me after I finally finish boycotting all the companies y’all tell me to
Let’s get thanksgiving over with
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Let’s get thanksgiving over with
Really dreading the day at work when I’m forced to tell my coworkers that I don’t use AI because I have a functioning brain
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Really dreading the day at work when I’m forced to tell my coworkers that I don’t use AI because I have a functioning brain
The cloves I bought at aldi 15 years ago are probably still good right
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The cloves I bought at aldi 15 years ago are probably still good right
I’m glad that the “figure it out, you should have been listening” lesson we all learned as schoolchildren does not apply to middle managers in the corporate world whatsoever.
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’m glad that the “figure it out, you should have been listening” lesson we all learned as schoolchildren does not apply to middle managers in the corporate world whatsoever.
Champagne Supernova is 7.5 minutes long and there’s really no reason for it
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Champagne Supernova is 7.5 minutes long and there’s really no reason for it
The dog chills on the couch with his hand on his wiener like a real man should
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The dog chills on the couch with his hand on his wiener like a real man should
One thing I can’t possibly give a shit about. Tear the whole damn thing down
October 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
One thing I can’t possibly give a shit about. Tear the whole damn thing down
I think of myself as a forgiving person but I saw a girl who was mean to me in 4th grade today and kinda wanted to rock her shit
October 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I think of myself as a forgiving person but I saw a girl who was mean to me in 4th grade today and kinda wanted to rock her shit
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Got my performance review.
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Got my performance review.
I love traveling by myself bc eavesdropping is my favorite activity
September 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I love traveling by myself bc eavesdropping is my favorite activity
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If Charlie Kirk were a fourth-grader or high school student, we'd no longer be talking about him.
September 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If Charlie Kirk were a fourth-grader or high school student, we'd no longer be talking about him.
I saw a one eyed cat at the weed store if that’s something you’re interested in
August 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I saw a one eyed cat at the weed store if that’s something you’re interested in
“Autism isn’t real” this boomer just made the sports bar change the channel from college football to the car restoration channel
August 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
“Autism isn’t real” this boomer just made the sports bar change the channel from college football to the car restoration channel
I’m a hard worker and a good person and I shouldn’t have to talk to people from Ohio as often as I do.
August 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’m a hard worker and a good person and I shouldn’t have to talk to people from Ohio as often as I do.
Pregnant woman having her mugshot taken: can you zoom out so everyone can see my hand placed under my stomach
August 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Pregnant woman having her mugshot taken: can you zoom out so everyone can see my hand placed under my stomach
I adopted a dog who is completely captivated by the Twin Peaks theme song
August 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I adopted a dog who is completely captivated by the Twin Peaks theme song
I have unfortunately developed a massive crush on Lars Ulrich after seeing a bunch of tik toks about him being a prick
August 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I have unfortunately developed a massive crush on Lars Ulrich after seeing a bunch of tik toks about him being a prick
Do you think an unleaded brain could have written Midnight Rider? It had its perks
August 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Do you think an unleaded brain could have written Midnight Rider? It had its perks
Stop telling me about microplastics until you start telling me tf you want me to do about it
August 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Stop telling me about microplastics until you start telling me tf you want me to do about it
My neighbors all woke up and decided that today is a perfect day to tie their huskies outside
July 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My neighbors all woke up and decided that today is a perfect day to tie their huskies outside