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Erlee Bird
@erleebird.bsky.social
Former public servant.
"Critics rave, 'It's by far the best Avatar movie," is such a read. Why did they put it in their commercials???
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Why is the Amazon holiday ad about someone with a sister who has bangs so mean??
December 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I hate that I know what Omnicom and IPG are.
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I feel like I woke up one day to companies feeling entitled to their employees' social media audience, and that's so crazy. First of all, my posts are realistically only for like 3of my friends. Second, I don't get paid enough to embarrass myself like this!
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
And here I thought dems were tired of being losers
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Also, please help - my kid won't sleep, so I've been running on 4 hours of sleep (not consecutive) a night for weeks.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
please help, what shows/movies do you have on in the background while you work?
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Straightio Lab came up with a concept called Lizzo's Pass, and it might be my favorite thing I've ever heard on a podcast. It's when an artist has to choose if their career will be Target or Pitchfork.
October 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Pumping in the car before PT feels so “working mom on TV.”
October 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Being an adult with Invisalign is so embarrassing but my family couldn’t afford to straighten my teeth when I was a kid so it also feels special to do it now.
October 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
REALLY tired of hearing people on the right use the word radical. it doesn't mean anything anymore.
October 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
So Love is Blind is fully conservative, right?
October 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It has taken me two weeks and two appointments to get this vaccine. I’m beyond frustrated.
September 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
so when does the nyt publish an op-ed about how censorship is good actually?
September 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This is what this entire administration is all about, and it's why even when they're on top, they manage also to feel personally victimized and demand public punishment from anyone who disagrees. You can't placate losers.
I don't know how to explain it, but you can be professionally successful and still be a loser.
September 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I think it’s bad that a governor went on TV to say “I hoped it wasn’t one of us”
September 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Coldplay is deeply embarrassing. Fuck those guys for real.
September 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I don't know how to explain it, but you can be professionally successful and still be a loser.
September 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Seeing some white people say that he was “like MLK to them” and I’m so tired of them living in the world of hollow comparison. Lives so devoid of meaning they can never create anything original, not a single slogan, symbol, or theory.
September 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hold on a second, this dentist’s first name is Oral
September 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I’m surprised by how many white men have been willing to cry on TV about this.
September 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
what...are those
September 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It’s so weird to me that celebrities and athletes are allowed to do ads for plastic surgery and drug companies.
August 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
What is LinkedIn's brand identity these days? Why are they emailing me about how I should follow Steph Curry? Any NBA teams looking to hire someone who's 5'3 and never played basketball?
August 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Things I did not know you can get at Costco
July 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM