Alex Celeste, Princess Consort of Burnout
@erisceleste.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy
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gettin' that "i would rather burn this whole project to the ground than collaborate with _you_ " feelin' again
December 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
gettin' that "i would rather burn this whole project to the ground than collaborate with _you_ " feelin' again
looking for people to join Team QAC: https://jobs.lever.co/perforce/348b86b8-71e8-4f27-baf8-b607c94bc6c8
Perforce - Associate Software Engineer - QAC
Position Summary: Perforce is searching for an Associate Software Engineer to join the team on a full time basis. This is an entry level position within the business allowing successful applicants to learn professional concepts from their team or technical leaders. Associate Software Engineers contribute to assignments as part of a team within one Engineering function and will implements solutions and contributes to project deliverables with direct guidance from senior technical experts. This position will support our Perforce QAC brand. Perforce QAC is the preferred static code analyzer for C and C++ in tightly regulated and safety-critical industries that need to meet rigorous compliance requirements.
jobs.lever.co
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
looking for people to join Team QAC: https://jobs.lever.co/perforce/348b86b8-71e8-4f27-baf8-b607c94bc6c8
vicarious warm and fuzzies ☺️
when you go to check a colleague's profile 'cos you're not 100% sure, and _oh neat!_ it turns out they _have_ changed pronouns 🤗
when you go to check a colleague's profile 'cos you're not 100% sure, and _oh neat!_ it turns out they _have_ changed pronouns 🤗
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
vicarious warm and fuzzies ☺️
when you go to check a colleague's profile 'cos you're not 100% sure, and _oh neat!_ it turns out they _have_ changed pronouns 🤗
when you go to check a colleague's profile 'cos you're not 100% sure, and _oh neat!_ it turns out they _have_ changed pronouns 🤗
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
idk why but the thought of opening an email client now inspires an almost panic-tier response
...
ok i opened the work email for the first time in a week and appear to have survived, let's try the personal one
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ok i opened the work email for the first time in a week and appear to have survived, let's try the personal one
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
idk why but the thought of opening an email client now inspires an almost panic-tier response
...
ok i opened the work email for the first time in a week and appear to have survived, let's try the personal one
...
ok i opened the work email for the first time in a week and appear to have survived, let's try the personal one
Reposted by Alex Celeste, Princess Consort of Burnout
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
first snow of the year eeeeeeeee❄️🌨️
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
first snow of the year eeeeeeeee❄️🌨️
November 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
[whining]
https://mastodon.social/@whitequark/115481544464327144
well obviously, if i had* a skill that wasn't computers, there wouldn't _be_ an issue
* without implying having that skill
https://mastodon.social/@whitequark/115481544464327144
well obviously, if i had* a skill that wasn't computers, there wouldn't _be_ an issue
* without implying having that skill
✧✦Catherine✦✧ (@whitequark@mastodon.social)
if you say you hate computers but you are still doing computers the only response i can possibly have for you is "skill issue"
mastodon.social
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
[whining]
https://mastodon.social/@whitequark/115481544464327144
well obviously, if i had* a skill that wasn't computers, there wouldn't _be_ an issue
* without implying having that skill
https://mastodon.social/@whitequark/115481544464327144
well obviously, if i had* a skill that wasn't computers, there wouldn't _be_ an issue
* without implying having that skill
[mh-]
i don't think my spoons are ever coming back 😓
i don't think my spoons are ever coming back 😓
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
[mh-]
i don't think my spoons are ever coming back 😓
i don't think my spoons are ever coming back 😓
oh no, i accidentally reinvented `__block`
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
oh no, i accidentally reinvented `__block`
"you are not worse than the -" let me stop you _right there_
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"you are not worse than the -" let me stop you _right there_
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
you have to be fricking kidding, updating _the controller_ is a thing now?
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
you have to be fricking kidding, updating _the controller_ is a thing now?
Reposted by Alex Celeste, Princess Consort of Burnout
> This experiment burned outrageous amounts of resources doing it with an LLM, when it's a well-known problem with far better existing solutions.
100% of the things LLMs do are like this! they have no practical use except for increasing the amount of slop in the world […]
100% of the things LLMs do are like this! they have no practical use except for increasing the amount of slop in the world […]
Original post on infosec.exchange
infosec.exchange
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
> This experiment burned outrageous amounts of resources doing it with an LLM, when it's a well-known problem with far better existing solutions.
100% of the things LLMs do are like this! they have no practical use except for increasing the amount of slop in the world […]
100% of the things LLMs do are like this! they have no practical use except for increasing the amount of slop in the world […]
sleepy trains
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
sleepy trains
anyway a delightful thing that happened earlier, while i was on the train (standing against one of those "leaners" at the end of the carriage), someone walking by suddenly squealed out "OMG such cool shoes!" and like pointed at them for her mildly-embarrassed friends
was very ☺️
was very ☺️
November 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
anyway a delightful thing that happened earlier, while i was on the train (standing against one of those "leaners" at the end of the carriage), someone walking by suddenly squealed out "OMG such cool shoes!" and like pointed at them for her mildly-embarrassed friends
was very ☺️
was very ☺️
finally, an ad that speaks to me on a personal level
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
finally, an ad that speaks to me on a personal level
cool finds for £3.50!
i left the second one, mostly because it's heavy (though also a sense that i "shouldn't" need it... even if i probably do lol), so - still there for now!
#letsgothrifting
i left the second one, mostly because it's heavy (though also a sense that i "shouldn't" need it... even if i probably do lol), so - still there for now!
#letsgothrifting
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
cool finds for £3.50!
i left the second one, mostly because it's heavy (though also a sense that i "shouldn't" need it... even if i probably do lol), so - still there for now!
#letsgothrifting
i left the second one, mostly because it's heavy (though also a sense that i "shouldn't" need it... even if i probably do lol), so - still there for now!
#letsgothrifting
Reposted by Alex Celeste, Princess Consort of Burnout
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Reposted by Alex Celeste, Princess Consort of Burnout
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
maybe i should save effort pressing backspace and just start intentionally signing everything as "A;ex"
i mean, it's visually distinctive and still basically readable
i mean, it's visually distinctive and still basically readable
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
maybe i should save effort pressing backspace and just start intentionally signing everything as "A;ex"
i mean, it's visually distinctive and still basically readable
i mean, it's visually distinctive and still basically readable