Last Action Hero sweeps because they let arnie be the straight man and let Dance do his thing and stuff light fittings and sofas into his mouth at every opportunity. nice mckellan cameo too.

snippets from BBC, ITV, and Sky News. it was surreal.

Mr Nanny? Kindergarten Cop? Junior? get the fuck outta here.

history will vindicate me and agree this is the best Arnie comedy. Jingle All The Way is mid, you just enjoy Phil Hartman enough to carry it. Twins doesn't count for the same reason. neither does True Lies because i wish I were watching the superior Westin Bonaventure Hotel movie, Strange Days.

this is a great delivery, but my actual favourite is dance chewing scenery here
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completed it on classic? absolute madman. do you have any way of knowing how many people have managed that?

for real. its so good. just listening to the album atm and its wild how many tracks on it became the backbone for other band's whole careers.

encountered some wild vibes in a public lavvy earlier today. lass was in a cubicle grunting like she was trying to pass a pineapple out her arse while watching politics tiktoks at full volume.

everyone on the internet i vibe with over 30 was on SA.

it's fine, I had no plans to sleep tonight or do anything except shit until my legs go numb

god i wish that were me

god, yeah

he's the lairiest little shit and likes to follow me around screaming

i'm secretly a big fan of brecht!

you're born: it's an ordeal for everyone involved

you're a kid: getting tortured by other kids and torturing others in return

you're an adult: a glass of water isn't free and everything hurts

then you collapse at a family event and a guy with a dog's head says your heart's mass is your high score