unironically my favorite version of the one bed trope I've seen is it used platonically (and hilariously) with a group of people. you can do a LOT of different things with a setup that seems trope-y!

I'm related to a "birdbath [last name]" the census taker misheard lol

One of my senators! The other one either had a full voicemailbox or didn't have voicemail/answering at this time of day. And I hate making phonecalls lol.

personally i'm using the time for an ill-advised and extremely dramatic sewing project to make something i can wear to the concert lol

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

I was, and still am, concerningly into TSS so I am EXTREMELY here for this lol

yep. I think sunscreens without white cast are excellent for 99% of the population but a little white cast in sunscreen honestly makes my skin look more even 🫥

my only caution is, not all poodle mixes are hypoallergenic bc genetic inheritance is a crapshoot. you have to meet the dog to see if you react. my parents tried to get a sheepdog/poodle mix but it didn't work out with family dog allergies 😢 no issues with our poodles tho!

bonus: no one looks good asleep

behold, the babies

I can only assume he has blackmail material on a bunch of Hollywood execs

my favorite paris paloma song 💙

I stick to horrible chartreuse green for my accessories, extremely visible and if someone connects the color to me they're more likely to tell me I forgot my water tumbler on the airplane before I manage to get on public transit away from the airport (true story).

Seconding, I've just accepted the correct way to chapstick is to have one everywhere I could possibly need chapstick. Higher chapstick cost up front, lower in the long term (I'm not continually buying chapstick)!

I removed my closet doors so I could remember I have a closet. Works about 50% of the time.

Strong argument for parts of northern Arizona too

alternately DC residents finally gain voting rights and representation, but only after the US stops existing lol