Erin Gardner
erinschmo.bsky.social
Erin Gardner
@erinschmo.bsky.social
Barely a millennial, always a little dehydrated.
As if we didn’t already think Hope Breakfast Bar was shady as sh*t, just go ahead and blatantly steal another businesses logo as an “homage” to them. That’s not how it works.
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Accidentally ended up in Phoenix the day of the Charlie Kirk memorial, and Michelle Bachman sat right behind me on the flight down. 🤮
September 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.
September 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Don’t sleep on Liliana’s Pasta Bar in Woodbury - (by the proprietors of Estelle in StP) - the best dinner I’ve had in a long time!! Still dreaming of that fresh pasta.
July 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Big island vibes 🌴
March 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My leading economic indicator is how many contractors return my call. This week, 100%. Definitely not what it was in 2023, where maybe 20% would, just to tell me they were busy.
February 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’m not saying housing is affordable, but picking extreme examples to make your case isn’t a good look. $140k to replace a roof on a $260k house? Come on.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
‘I feel trapped’: how home ownership has become a nightmare for many Americans
Scores in the US say they’re grappling with raised mortgage and loan interest rates and exploding insurance premiums
www.theguardian.com
February 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I regret to inform you that the theme song for White Lotus season 3 is not a banger.
February 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
February 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
What a difference 30 degrees makes … top 10 MN weather day (for January)
January 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Did not expect to see Michelle Obama as the producer of a Netflix dating show.
December 6, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Just booked RT tix on Delta- MSP -> KOA for spring break, only 58k miles! Feels like I haven’t found a travel deal this good in ages. 🌴
November 25, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Been a day so I am playing hooky at the bar at Baldamar, 10/10- highly recommend.
November 21, 2024 at 7:09 PM
So Target announces sales are way down, everyone is worried about the economy, yet Target’s holiday section is almost completely sold out in mid-November. Not a single tree in stock. This is why I’m confused!
November 21, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Summing up today’s mood - I just googled when men’s brains are fully developed. Supposedly the answer is around 30, but I beg to differ. Even my dog is confused when I asked her. 🥰
November 21, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Doing some maintenance at the Airbnb today, walked in to the kitchen to see the cabinet panel from underneath the sink laying on the counter. First thought, angry at guests, how did they manage that?? Upon closer inspection…my contractor attached it with COMMAND STRIPS!! 🙄
November 12, 2024 at 6:05 PM