I love how songs from the 90s hit the hardest, the universe has such a sense of humor.
December 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I love how songs from the 90s hit the hardest, the universe has such a sense of humor.
March can't come soon enough
December 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
March can't come soon enough
Genuinely liking Ariana Grande is low key stressful because then the algorithm thinks I care about Sabrina Carpenter and Taylor Swift and shit.
ariana grande is wearing a white dress and earrings while sitting in a crowd at awards .
ALT: ariana grande is wearing a white dress and earrings while sitting in a crowd at awards .
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November 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Genuinely liking Ariana Grande is low key stressful because then the algorithm thinks I care about Sabrina Carpenter and Taylor Swift and shit.
I have no spatial awareness when it comes to my boobs.
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I have no spatial awareness when it comes to my boobs.
Having pneumonia is lame.
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Having pneumonia is lame.
Airlines should start to fine people who can't follow basic directions like save overhead space for roller bags and then they deliberately put their backpack up there instead.
October 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Airlines should start to fine people who can't follow basic directions like save overhead space for roller bags and then they deliberately put their backpack up there instead.
1000% sure John from The Maine has ADHD.
October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
1000% sure John from The Maine has ADHD.
I'm never going back to Vegas.
October 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I'm never going back to Vegas.
Not me saving my last bit of water for the train and then proceeding to spill it all over my jacket and pants.
September 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Not me saving my last bit of water for the train and then proceeding to spill it all over my jacket and pants.
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The end of the world is not coming. Pull up your sleeves and let’s work together to make this place a good, kinder place to live.
September 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The end of the world is not coming. Pull up your sleeves and let’s work together to make this place a good, kinder place to live.
Thank the universe, lord, Satan or whoever that I have my extra hour of planning time tomorrow because I'm still not home from the Jonas Brothers concert at its 11:44
September 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Thank the universe, lord, Satan or whoever that I have my extra hour of planning time tomorrow because I'm still not home from the Jonas Brothers concert at its 11:44
Unlike Sabrina Carpenter, I like my men all intelligent.
Unfortunately, they don't seem to exist.
Unfortunately, they don't seem to exist.
September 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Unlike Sabrina Carpenter, I like my men all intelligent.
Unfortunately, they don't seem to exist.
Unfortunately, they don't seem to exist.
I didn't even work today and yet all I hear is my head is "six seven".
September 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I didn't even work today and yet all I hear is my head is "six seven".
I wish I could wear a pin that says "I'm immunocompromised please don't be an asshole"
September 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I wish I could wear a pin that says "I'm immunocompromised please don't be an asshole"
Why do I look like the Nella Vita album cover rn
September 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Why do I look like the Nella Vita album cover rn
I wish I was in Boston rn
September 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I wish I was in Boston rn
Personally offended by this particular exchange in the movie twinless:
"I like boobs...At this point I just want to date someone nice.
"Nice girls don't have boobs."
"I like boobs...At this point I just want to date someone nice.
"Nice girls don't have boobs."
September 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Personally offended by this particular exchange in the movie twinless:
"I like boobs...At this point I just want to date someone nice.
"Nice girls don't have boobs."
"I like boobs...At this point I just want to date someone nice.
"Nice girls don't have boobs."
Dylan O'Brien is the only man that can pull off like a legit beard.
August 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Dylan O'Brien is the only man that can pull off like a legit beard.
Jack is out here on his walk chasing dragonflies. Such a cutie.
August 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Jack is out here on his walk chasing dragonflies. Such a cutie.
I hate that "if he wanted to he would" bullshit like men are incapable of having fear of rejection or lack of energy or any other thousands of feelings that might prevent them from doing something just like the rest of us.
August 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I hate that "if he wanted to he would" bullshit like men are incapable of having fear of rejection or lack of energy or any other thousands of feelings that might prevent them from doing something just like the rest of us.
I wish I knew I had a nickel allergy before I spent $70 on frames.
August 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I wish I knew I had a nickel allergy before I spent $70 on frames.
Cursed to have annoying upstairs neighbors.
August 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Cursed to have annoying upstairs neighbors.
Eating is so annoying like why do I have to do this, why can't we just take a pill?
August 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Eating is so annoying like why do I have to do this, why can't we just take a pill?
Currently sandwiched between my cats and like how am I supposed to leave them and go back to work on Monday when we've been snuggling all summer.
August 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Currently sandwiched between my cats and like how am I supposed to leave them and go back to work on Monday when we've been snuggling all summer.
Truly nothing beats the feeling of letting your skin get ice cold then snuggling up under a warm blanket.
August 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Truly nothing beats the feeling of letting your skin get ice cold then snuggling up under a warm blanket.