Otro día en el paraíso

This is how quickly your own (United States) government could trap you.
Head of NASA Threatens to Ground Every Single Commercial Flight Before Thanksgiving share.google/I0pQ6pHnk1lN...

I'm canceling all my subscriptions. Done with feeding the greed machine. ✅️

Gemini on my phone sucks. I used to be able to say "hey google" followed by anything from the playlist or song I wanted to hear, to which lights to turn off or on. Now, it just blabs on and on and puts options I have to choose by touching the screen. Wtf. I'm not doing that when I'm driving FR.

The first segment, about the FBI, is wild. youtu.be/hFjOpVODTBE?...

Enjoyed bowling for the first time in five years 🎳 Two strikes, not terrible!

Thanks to everyone who participated nationwide!

I sold Academy of Sound...to my oldest daughter! Onward 🎵🎉

20+ years of wearing contact lenses, and for the first time, I mixed up my contact solutions and put hydrogen peroxide directly in my eye. Not me over here screaming "Oh f***, F***, I made a big mistake!!!" while trying desperately to pry my burning eye open to get the offending contact out.

I forget how triggering the Teams sounds are until a day like today when a client invites me to a meeting and the only choice is Teams 😩😆🙃 #accountantlife

Good morning with a little Bone Thugs + Naughty by Nature, and hot chocolate since I already went to two school meetings this morning. 👌

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

Elect a clown, expect a circus. Elect a criminal, expect crimes.

Nothing stings more than a friend telling me how excited they are about their new credit card, and then finding out they didn't even use my referral link. 💔

Super fun night at the fair! What a great way to spend Thanksgiving 🇲🇽 #xmatkuil

Well hello bluesky.