Erin Vitellaro
@erinleighhoneybee.bsky.social
Midwestern transplant living in ATX, pathologically introverted, relentlessly uncynical
I broke up with a lovely vegetarian after 8 years together. Not saying that the Tofurkey was why…but also not saying it wasn’t.
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I broke up with a lovely vegetarian after 8 years together. Not saying that the Tofurkey was why…but also not saying it wasn’t.
I cannot look at his self-satisfied, obsequious face. Probably because his upper lip is part of that whole thing.
November 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I cannot look at his self-satisfied, obsequious face. Probably because his upper lip is part of that whole thing.
Burned through it - I couldn’t stop once I started, and loved it.
October 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Burned through it - I couldn’t stop once I started, and loved it.
Yes. This suspicion is accurate.
October 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Yes. This suspicion is accurate.
Can’t stop crying reading this.
October 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Can’t stop crying reading this.
I’m longing for Finland. Apparently it’s very normal to be introverted there.
October 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m longing for Finland. Apparently it’s very normal to be introverted there.