Erin Hattamer
@erinhattamer.bsky.social
From TikTok but like I give a sh*t bout that at this point
I fucking hate having a mental illness what do you mean I’m sad now, I just had two grilled cheeses
July 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I fucking hate having a mental illness what do you mean I’m sad now, I just had two grilled cheeses
My favorite part of my 10 year high school reunion was when I got drunk enough to tell some random kid he made fun of me in middle school, then he apologized 8 times, and then showed me his Uncle Iroh tattoo. All wounds can be healed.
June 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My favorite part of my 10 year high school reunion was when I got drunk enough to tell some random kid he made fun of me in middle school, then he apologized 8 times, and then showed me his Uncle Iroh tattoo. All wounds can be healed.
Had a dream last night Noah Schnapp liked one of my vids and I responded back “either you release ST season 5 to me or you stop being a Zionist” and I guess we now know my morals are flexible if TV is a factor
June 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Had a dream last night Noah Schnapp liked one of my vids and I responded back “either you release ST season 5 to me or you stop being a Zionist” and I guess we now know my morals are flexible if TV is a factor
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I can’t be on my family group chat anymore. They are like posting pics of their kids and job accomplishments and then I’m over here like “…so update: bought a new mug”
May 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t be on my family group chat anymore. They are like posting pics of their kids and job accomplishments and then I’m over here like “…so update: bought a new mug”
Stopped wearing my seatbelt so I can end up in an ER and seduce a middle-aged, overworked ER attending with PTSD. Sad boys here I come
May 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Stopped wearing my seatbelt so I can end up in an ER and seduce a middle-aged, overworked ER attending with PTSD. Sad boys here I come
Just had to pay $500 to make sure my tits don’t have cancer
May 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just had to pay $500 to make sure my tits don’t have cancer
Just bought a checkbook
May 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Just bought a checkbook
I was supposed to work in college residence life, where the fuck else am I gonna wear a Avatar the Last Bender shirt to work three times a week
May 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I was supposed to work in college residence life, where the fuck else am I gonna wear a Avatar the Last Bender shirt to work three times a week
Me: idk I was just thinking we could all just simply vibe or whatever
UN peace council:
….who is this….
UN peace council:
….who is this….
May 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Me: idk I was just thinking we could all just simply vibe or whatever
UN peace council:
….who is this….
UN peace council:
….who is this….
Forgot May was mental health awareness month, time to go off my meds and make yall very aware of my mental illness
May 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Forgot May was mental health awareness month, time to go off my meds and make yall very aware of my mental illness
Ur gay if you are a woman attracted to men in 90s TV shows, cause those are just lesbian haircuts
May 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Ur gay if you are a woman attracted to men in 90s TV shows, cause those are just lesbian haircuts
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You: calm your tits
Me, an intellectual: insanititties
Me, an intellectual: insanititties
May 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You: calm your tits
Me, an intellectual: insanititties
Me, an intellectual: insanititties
I need to post my TikToks more or else my manager will kill my family
May 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I need to post my TikToks more or else my manager will kill my family
*playing 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon*
Kevin Bacon’s wife: guys you aren’t gonna believe this…
Kevin Bacon’s wife: guys you aren’t gonna believe this…
May 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
*playing 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon*
Kevin Bacon’s wife: guys you aren’t gonna believe this…
Kevin Bacon’s wife: guys you aren’t gonna believe this…
Police man reading my confession to murder: I don’t know. All she wrote was “vibes were off fam”
April 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Police man reading my confession to murder: I don’t know. All she wrote was “vibes were off fam”
My siblings will literally post actual life events on our group chat and I’m like “started new TV show”
April 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My siblings will literally post actual life events on our group chat and I’m like “started new TV show”
Fuck it. gendered bathrooms at my house. No man is allowed to piss there anymore
April 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Fuck it. gendered bathrooms at my house. No man is allowed to piss there anymore
She’s from San Diego
April 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
She’s from San Diego
My goal is to out-hate my haters
April 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My goal is to out-hate my haters
Why didn’t he call me back
April 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Why didn’t he call me back
The amount of b*llshit I just spent on broadway tickets like… why did god make me a theatre kid
April 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The amount of b*llshit I just spent on broadway tickets like… why did god make me a theatre kid
I can’t believe yall let me go to film school, wtf I trusted you guys
April 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I can’t believe yall let me go to film school, wtf I trusted you guys