Erin Hattamer
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Erin Hattamer
@erinhattamer.bsky.social
From TikTok but like I give a sh*t bout that at this point
I fucking hate having a mental illness what do you mean I’m sad now, I just had two grilled cheeses
July 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My favorite part of my 10 year high school reunion was when I got drunk enough to tell some random kid he made fun of me in middle school, then he apologized 8 times, and then showed me his Uncle Iroh tattoo. All wounds can be healed.
June 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Had a dream last night Noah Schnapp liked one of my vids and I responded back “either you release ST season 5 to me or you stop being a Zionist” and I guess we now know my morals are flexible if TV is a factor
June 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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LAPD out there like
June 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Happy pride
June 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I can’t be on my family group chat anymore. They are like posting pics of their kids and job accomplishments and then I’m over here like “…so update: bought a new mug”
May 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Stopped wearing my seatbelt so I can end up in an ER and seduce a middle-aged, overworked ER attending with PTSD. Sad boys here I come
May 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Just had to pay $500 to make sure my tits don’t have cancer
May 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just bought a checkbook
May 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Happy Thursday
May 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I was supposed to work in college residence life, where the fuck else am I gonna wear a Avatar the Last Bender shirt to work three times a week
May 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Me: idk I was just thinking we could all just simply vibe or whatever

UN peace council:
….who is this….
May 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Forgot May was mental health awareness month, time to go off my meds and make yall very aware of my mental illness
May 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Ur gay if you are a woman attracted to men in 90s TV shows, cause those are just lesbian haircuts
May 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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You: calm your tits
Me, an intellectual: insanititties
May 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I need to post my TikToks more or else my manager will kill my family
May 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
*playing 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon*

Kevin Bacon’s wife: guys you aren’t gonna believe this…
May 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Police man reading my confession to murder: I don’t know. All she wrote was “vibes were off fam”
April 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My siblings will literally post actual life events on our group chat and I’m like “started new TV show”
April 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Fuck it. gendered bathrooms at my house. No man is allowed to piss there anymore
April 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
She’s from San Diego
April 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My goal is to out-hate my haters
April 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Why didn’t he call me back
April 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The amount of b*llshit I just spent on broadway tickets like… why did god make me a theatre kid
April 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I can’t believe yall let me go to film school, wtf I trusted you guys
April 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM