Got glasses today and lemme tell ya… being able to see is soooo crazy
December 13, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Got glasses today and lemme tell ya… being able to see is soooo crazy
Birthday coming up… just saying…
December 11, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Birthday coming up… just saying…
I won bc I am highly blessed and favored
If I don’t win the bottle of fancy wine and Eataly pizza class date at the work raffle this year I’m going nuclear
December 6, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I won bc I am highly blessed and favored
If I don’t win the bottle of fancy wine and Eataly pizza class date at the work raffle this year I’m going nuclear
December 4, 2024 at 3:58 PM
If I don’t win the bottle of fancy wine and Eataly pizza class date at the work raffle this year I’m going nuclear
Thought my bf was starting up Hulu to watch Buffy but it wasn’t to watch Buffy 😢
November 27, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Thought my bf was starting up Hulu to watch Buffy but it wasn’t to watch Buffy 😢
RIP to when I could afford a charli xcx ticket 🤧
November 26, 2024 at 4:35 PM
RIP to when I could afford a charli xcx ticket 🤧
All eevees are girls in my world
November 23, 2024 at 9:31 AM
All eevees are girls in my world
Very un-chic that the tour shirt will say ROSEMONT instead of CHICAGO but what can ya do I’m still signed up for presale babes
November 22, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Very un-chic that the tour shirt will say ROSEMONT instead of CHICAGO but what can ya do I’m still signed up for presale babes
(I wish) your mom called (then I could tell you how) I told her you’re fucking up big time!!!!!!!!!
November 22, 2024 at 5:46 AM
(I wish) your mom called (then I could tell you how) I told her you’re fucking up big time!!!!!!!!!
Heather Gay is like not even fun to dislike rn she just makes me mad
November 22, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Heather Gay is like not even fun to dislike rn she just makes me mad
Charles are you coming back to me……
November 21, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Charles are you coming back to me……
“Which genius brought ice cream cake to work, it’s freezing outside” I scoff as I serve myself a slice of said ice cream cake
November 21, 2024 at 9:02 PM
“Which genius brought ice cream cake to work, it’s freezing outside” I scoff as I serve myself a slice of said ice cream cake
If I see your butthole I’m reporting SORRY TAG YOUR BUTTHOLE
November 21, 2024 at 8:35 PM
If I see your butthole I’m reporting SORRY TAG YOUR BUTTHOLE
Peanut m&ms are better than Reese’s pieces in popcorn bc they are a similar size and do not sink to the bottom
November 19, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Peanut m&ms are better than Reese’s pieces in popcorn bc they are a similar size and do not sink to the bottom
My whole tl has been gay thirst traps for 3 days but at least it’s not furry erotica anymore
November 19, 2024 at 2:42 AM
My whole tl has been gay thirst traps for 3 days but at least it’s not furry erotica anymore
Told @harrybreitner.bsky.social to entertain me and he actually dangled his keys in my face so I am single now
November 18, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Told @harrybreitner.bsky.social to entertain me and he actually dangled his keys in my face so I am single now
All 5 seconds I saw were thrilling
November 16, 2024 at 5:31 AM
All 5 seconds I saw were thrilling
Netflix keeps telling us how fast our internet is then going “maybe your internet is too slow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
November 16, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Netflix keeps telling us how fast our internet is then going “maybe your internet is too slow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
Ok fiiiiiine we’ll watch the stupid fight thing
November 16, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Ok fiiiiiine we’ll watch the stupid fight thing
2 day migraine but at least I have an Ethel
November 16, 2024 at 3:33 AM
2 day migraine but at least I have an Ethel
Ok perfect fall album
November 15, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Ok perfect fall album
Spent 5-10 min thinking everyone was listening to Happy by Pharrell
November 15, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Spent 5-10 min thinking everyone was listening to Happy by Pharrell
Cute of me to think I would save half my Cuban sandwich for dinner tonight
November 15, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Cute of me to think I would save half my Cuban sandwich for dinner tonight
Four albums that serve as an introduction to your taste
November 15, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Four albums that serve as an introduction to your taste