Let’s just keep abandoning our principles and fucking over marginalized people so that we can win. That’ll show those MAGA fucks, who we are all clearly better than!

There’s a hot, new contender for next year’s Tour de France: the automobile.

*singing (goddammit)

Are you sure the prompt wasn’t for the signing ghosts in the Haunted Mansion?

Fucking hate driving up to Washington and hearing nothing but Naisi every god damn second…

Ugh, it’s criminal that this gem of a man isn’t taken care of.

It’s important to remember that for the most part, all of the most influential rightwing comedy is well funded and deliberately pushed by tech billionaires and finance bros as “what you should watch” on every online platform.

Dammit, came here to say this but you beat me to it.

Saying the thing that needs to happen would probably put one on a watch list.

Our residents said that systemic racism was the third most important issue in the area. First was pickleball access, second was gas powered leaf blowers. But once those are settled, the town will work on not being so racist. Odd fucking priorities by dickheads in Land Rovers.

It’s an odd place. I live here. Was essentially squatting in a condo that was gonna be foreclosed on, then rented a house to keep my kid in the schools, then bought that house. I’ve made zero friends here and feel like I don’t belong.

That part always grosses people out, but yep, that’s where all the whale lice love to hang out. If you want some more info on Scarlet, check out InidivduWhale. It’s a project I’ve been working on with Oregon State University’s GEMM lab: www.individuwhale.com/whales/scarl...

Some say the scar is from an exploding harpoon from decades ago. Can’t say for sure, but we do know she’s produced multiple calves since her injury. She is an awesome being to share space with, that much is certain.

If y’all fight this as hard as you fought for student loan forgiveness, Elon will have my info in no time.