If you say it, you should legally have to start the band and really commit to that life

This take is too controversial for me

You HAVE to keep your eye on the suspicious house-sitter. Even though he's your mum's boyfriend and you've known him as long as you've known her. Just because he hasn't done any crimes in nine months, it doesn't mean he /won't/.

Merlin the Environmentally-Friendly Cat, working through the night, breaking down cardboard so it's easier to recycle

On the other hand, a lot of responsibility!

I agree, it's our Time. Also I love everything about your look here ✨️

I've always hated pineapple and I'm soooo tired of my journalist mum dragging me to the Caribbean 😔

Screenshotting this for next time I Accidentally find myself in a stationery shop