My dad liked the gypsy Kings when I was younger, so I thought they were singing in Farsi until I was like 12.

When I feel unproductive, I go on Goodreads and add all the books I read in high school.

Is Colin Farrell going to look like that the whole time in the penguin? Like if there are three seasons of this, he’s always going to be in an insane chunky suit?

The Lion King wouldn’t say fart but had no problem teaching us about generational trauma and murder.

Paper Towels would be a hilariously bad memoir name.

Obviously, I liked this one from Barnes & Noble as part of my first 10. Shouting to my algorithm to give me book accounts, but not like this.

I’ve never felt pressure like the pressure to like my first 10 tweets on here to set up my algorithm. Please find me on here, friends.

I feel like Bluesky is trying to recruit me to a cult I haven’t figured out yet because I’m too busy enjoying the snacks.