Why’s it always Bang the Doldrums and never Bang Me
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Disney Princess. Stage Manager. For the Resistance. Halloween is my whole personality. ΔΦΕ. She/her. Views are my own. Here from the bird app.
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todays date is 3oh!3 so just a reminder to tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him
March 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
todays date is 3oh!3 so just a reminder to tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him
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🚨 BREAKING: After torpedoing yesterday’s meeting with Zelensky, JD Vance fled to Vermont for vacation—only to be met by hundreds of furious protesters.
Couldn’t have happened to a better guy!
Couldn’t have happened to a better guy!
March 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
🚨 BREAKING: After torpedoing yesterday’s meeting with Zelensky, JD Vance fled to Vermont for vacation—only to be met by hundreds of furious protesters.
Couldn’t have happened to a better guy!
Couldn’t have happened to a better guy!
Be birds or whatever
I guess I’d prefer the Eagles win on Sunday but “go birds” is a place I’ll just never get to. So uh do your best, birds
February 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Be birds or whatever
Seeing Secondhand Serenade on Friday will allow me to cry an appropriate amount in an acceptable space
January 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Seeing Secondhand Serenade on Friday will allow me to cry an appropriate amount in an acceptable space
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the feminine urge to burn everything to the ground and start over in a spooky coastal town with a horrifying backstory.
January 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
the feminine urge to burn everything to the ground and start over in a spooky coastal town with a horrifying backstory.
Travis Kelce has a kindergartners haircut
January 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Travis Kelce has a kindergartners haircut
Patrick Mahomes is 5’6 at most
January 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Patrick Mahomes is 5’6 at most
Andy Reid is bald
January 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Andy Reid is bald
Patrick Mahomes ***** Referee ****
January 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Patrick Mahomes ***** Referee ****
“You’re so funny!”
Thanks I spent most of my adolescence being told I was too fat and ugly to ever be loved
Thanks I spent most of my adolescence being told I was too fat and ugly to ever be loved
January 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
“You’re so funny!”
Thanks I spent most of my adolescence being told I was too fat and ugly to ever be loved
Thanks I spent most of my adolescence being told I was too fat and ugly to ever be loved
What do you mean I have to go to work two more days before I can watch the Bills play again
January 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
What do you mean I have to go to work two more days before I can watch the Bills play again
Still don’t think it’s too late to do a [redacted] at the [redacted]
January 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Still don’t think it’s too late to do a [redacted] at the [redacted]
What did I do today? Watched 9 episodes of SVU. And that’s it
January 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
What did I do today? Watched 9 episodes of SVU. And that’s it
I don’t know I feel like we should live hard while we can cuz what the fuck is happening so in conclusion my finger slipped and I’m going to Warped Tour with my friends
January 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I don’t know I feel like we should live hard while we can cuz what the fuck is happening so in conclusion my finger slipped and I’m going to Warped Tour with my friends
“You wanna start something when you’re that ugly”
January 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
“You wanna start something when you’re that ugly”
Yall got any triceratops plush left 🥲
Dino-Rama closed for demolition in Animal Kingdom.
January 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Yall got any triceratops plush left 🥲
Still thinking about the actual human woman who *audibly gagged* when I walked by in a Taylor Swift shirt and wondering if she’s as embarrassed at her own existence as she should be
January 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Still thinking about the actual human woman who *audibly gagged* when I walked by in a Taylor Swift shirt and wondering if she’s as embarrassed at her own existence as she should be
Me: still processing 2020
Him: Gulf of America
Him: Gulf of America
January 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Me: still processing 2020
Him: Gulf of America
Him: Gulf of America
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alright it’s been about 20 years..can we bring back neon pop punk in 2025? i wanna see yellow skinny jeans and bands with synthesizers
January 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
alright it’s been about 20 years..can we bring back neon pop punk in 2025? i wanna see yellow skinny jeans and bands with synthesizers
My man and I are stuck in a cycle where one of us buys a book we both want to read and then one of us pesters the other one to hurry up and finish it
December 30, 2024 at 3:33 AM
My man and I are stuck in a cycle where one of us buys a book we both want to read and then one of us pesters the other one to hurry up and finish it
In a way we all get to marry Haylee Seinfeld #billsmafia
December 29, 2024 at 9:01 PM
In a way we all get to marry Haylee Seinfeld #billsmafia
Aaron Rodgers looks like he kinda always has walking pneumonia
December 29, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Aaron Rodgers looks like he kinda always has walking pneumonia
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It is December 27th
I have paid my dues
So why is it this bar is playing "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time?"
Fuck off back to the hell pit from whence you came, foul ear demon
I have paid my dues
So why is it this bar is playing "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time?"
Fuck off back to the hell pit from whence you came, foul ear demon
December 27, 2024 at 10:27 PM
It is December 27th
I have paid my dues
So why is it this bar is playing "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time?"
Fuck off back to the hell pit from whence you came, foul ear demon
I have paid my dues
So why is it this bar is playing "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time?"
Fuck off back to the hell pit from whence you came, foul ear demon
I would rather **** ****** than work out a chore chart with my roommates
December 28, 2024 at 3:51 AM
I would rather **** ****** than work out a chore chart with my roommates
I had a good birthday, I’ve caught up on bills, I got good sleep last night! -girl who is going to be ok
December 24, 2024 at 3:54 AM
I had a good birthday, I’ve caught up on bills, I got good sleep last night! -girl who is going to be ok