“inspired by the greatest love story of all time” is so funny, like they’re really hedging their bets for when everyone is like “this is barely wuthering heights, why did you bother”

I do kind of like that they accidentally proved the point of everyone who has been trying to explain how weird it is to have thirty year olds acting like people whose brains aren't fully done in the trailer. 😆 It certainly saves time!

The fact that it's being released on Valentine's is very funny if nothing else

Oh god, you're absolutely right. There was also that undercover crime-fighting dog hiding in suburbia show in the 90s that used to run late on YTV. I mean hell, I think we contributed to Dog City. We as a nation clearly have an obsession