Eric Turkewitz
@ericturkewitz.bsky.social
Yes, that’s my face on a bus.
Trial Lawyer. Trail runner. Former paperboy.
Skeet is a stupid word.
https://www.turkewitzlaw.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Remember when Bush came into office and they accused the Clinton predecessors of removing the W from the keyboards?
October 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Remember when Bush came into office and they accused the Clinton predecessors of removing the W from the keyboards?
The little town of Mystic, CT has a population under 5K.
I figured a few dozen would show up.
But it was a few hundred:
I figured a few dozen would show up.
But it was a few hundred:
October 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The little town of Mystic, CT has a population under 5K.
I figured a few dozen would show up.
But it was a few hundred:
I figured a few dozen would show up.
But it was a few hundred:
This one is for the runners:
Musket fire is an awesome way to start a race.
Along with a fife and drum corps.
Paine to Pain.
Trail Half Marathon.
New Rochelle, NY.
This past Sunday.
Musket fire is an awesome way to start a race.
Along with a fife and drum corps.
Paine to Pain.
Trail Half Marathon.
New Rochelle, NY.
This past Sunday.
October 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This one is for the runners:
Musket fire is an awesome way to start a race.
Along with a fife and drum corps.
Paine to Pain.
Trail Half Marathon.
New Rochelle, NY.
This past Sunday.
Musket fire is an awesome way to start a race.
Along with a fife and drum corps.
Paine to Pain.
Trail Half Marathon.
New Rochelle, NY.
This past Sunday.
Those previously arguing to “defund the police” may have second thoughts if the police are standing up to ICE:
October 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Those previously arguing to “defund the police” may have second thoughts if the police are standing up to ICE:
One of the great ironies of stupidity like this is that it's the incredible diversity of cities that often make them great.
Queens, for instance, has two million residents of which 50% were not born in the U.S.
And NYC has the greatest diversity of food and culture on the planet:
Queens, for instance, has two million residents of which 50% were not born in the U.S.
And NYC has the greatest diversity of food and culture on the planet:
October 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
One of the great ironies of stupidity like this is that it's the incredible diversity of cities that often make them great.
Queens, for instance, has two million residents of which 50% were not born in the U.S.
And NYC has the greatest diversity of food and culture on the planet:
Queens, for instance, has two million residents of which 50% were not born in the U.S.
And NYC has the greatest diversity of food and culture on the planet:
Every time Stephen Miller talks, I can’t get the image out of my head of his sprayed on hair:
October 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Every time Stephen Miller talks, I can’t get the image out of my head of his sprayed on hair:
This the kind of stock market headline that writers and pundits eventually eat:
September 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
This the kind of stock market headline that writers and pundits eventually eat:
If it helps, Ari, I found the main ingredient for you:
September 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If it helps, Ari, I found the main ingredient for you:
Trumpers:
If you don’t want to buy Tylenol based on Trump’s comments, I understand.
Not to worry, I’m here to help.
You can buy this instead:
If you don’t want to buy Tylenol based on Trump’s comments, I understand.
Not to worry, I’m here to help.
You can buy this instead:
September 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Trumpers:
If you don’t want to buy Tylenol based on Trump’s comments, I understand.
Not to worry, I’m here to help.
You can buy this instead:
If you don’t want to buy Tylenol based on Trump’s comments, I understand.
Not to worry, I’m here to help.
You can buy this instead:
What is new as Rosh Hashanah approaches?
The local cannabis store has ……..
…..Wait for it…..
A kosher section.
The local cannabis store has ……..
…..Wait for it…..
A kosher section.
September 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
What is new as Rosh Hashanah approaches?
The local cannabis store has ……..
…..Wait for it…..
A kosher section.
The local cannabis store has ……..
…..Wait for it…..
A kosher section.
The human brain has an unlimited capacity to rationalize anything.
Everything horrible that mankind has ever done has been rationalized, not just by one person, but by a significantly large group…
Everything horrible that mankind has ever done has been rationalized, not just by one person, but by a significantly large group…
September 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The human brain has an unlimited capacity to rationalize anything.
Everything horrible that mankind has ever done has been rationalized, not just by one person, but by a significantly large group…
Everything horrible that mankind has ever done has been rationalized, not just by one person, but by a significantly large group…
Trump gets the bad economic news and reacts:
August 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Trump gets the bad economic news and reacts:
Which states will get hit the hardest by destroying the Department of Education?
Here's a map and a link, but you can guess it will mostly affect the poorer (red) states:
usafacts.org/answers/what...
Here's a map and a link, but you can guess it will mostly affect the poorer (red) states:
usafacts.org/answers/what...
July 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Which states will get hit the hardest by destroying the Department of Education?
Here's a map and a link, but you can guess it will mostly affect the poorer (red) states:
usafacts.org/answers/what...
Here's a map and a link, but you can guess it will mostly affect the poorer (red) states:
usafacts.org/answers/what...
Trump admits that he hates the constitution.
The media should stop pussyfooting around that.
The media should stop pussyfooting around that.
July 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Trump admits that he hates the constitution.
The media should stop pussyfooting around that.
The media should stop pussyfooting around that.
They misspelled Fatherland
July 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
They misspelled Fatherland
While this short piece was written regarding legal writing (by Bryan Garner) it applies to almost every political debate you see on social.
Even the Arab-Israeli conflict.
(This assumes that the reader has an actual interest in discussion/learning. If not, then don't waste your time.)
Even the Arab-Israeli conflict.
(This assumes that the reader has an actual interest in discussion/learning. If not, then don't waste your time.)
June 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
While this short piece was written regarding legal writing (by Bryan Garner) it applies to almost every political debate you see on social.
Even the Arab-Israeli conflict.
(This assumes that the reader has an actual interest in discussion/learning. If not, then don't waste your time.)
Even the Arab-Israeli conflict.
(This assumes that the reader has an actual interest in discussion/learning. If not, then don't waste your time.)
My local paper, The Journal News (Gannett), covering Westchester County just north of NYC:
June 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
My local paper, The Journal News (Gannett), covering Westchester County just north of NYC:
The weather forecast for tomorrow afternoon’s military parade that Trump is throwing for himself is below.
It’s possible that the gods may be angry.
It’s possible that the gods may be angry.
June 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The weather forecast for tomorrow afternoon’s military parade that Trump is throwing for himself is below.
It’s possible that the gods may be angry.
It’s possible that the gods may be angry.
This is why legislatures create Dead Man’s Statutes
Testimony about what the dead man said is generally inadmissible as the decedent is not around to repudiate the statement.
Testimony about what the dead man said is generally inadmissible as the decedent is not around to repudiate the statement.
June 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is why legislatures create Dead Man’s Statutes
Testimony about what the dead man said is generally inadmissible as the decedent is not around to repudiate the statement.
Testimony about what the dead man said is generally inadmissible as the decedent is not around to repudiate the statement.
Donald Trump:
Socialist in Chief.
Socialist in Chief.
May 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Donald Trump:
Socialist in Chief.
Socialist in Chief.
I wish I knew who made this:
May 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I wish I knew who made this:
One of the all-time great headlines, which appeared in a free local paper some years ago:
May 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
One of the all-time great headlines, which appeared in a free local paper some years ago:
1995:
It was a revolution and caused the internet to explode:
It was a revolution and caused the internet to explode:
May 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
1995:
It was a revolution and caused the internet to explode:
It was a revolution and caused the internet to explode:
Just a couple miles from my home.
Part of one of my running routes in Westchester County:
Part of one of my running routes in Westchester County:
May 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Just a couple miles from my home.
Part of one of my running routes in Westchester County:
Part of one of my running routes in Westchester County: