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Eric The Chipher
@ericthechiper.bsky.social
Just a broke crippled old man shaking his fist at the sky.
I only know one thing and that's it, but I'll tell you something else, and that's another thing. ♿ 🤬
September 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
September 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
September 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
July 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
ACAB includes Paw Patrol.
June 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I've been doing stand-up.
June 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
February 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I am dead broke until I don't know when.
So anybody that wants to help my broke crippled ass will be greatly appreciated.
I would offer to send nudes but let's be honest, nobody wants to see that. 🤭

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February 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
February 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
February 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
February 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The odds against us ever seeing life on another planet, much less "intelligent" life as we understand the word, are literally astronomical.
January 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
January 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
January 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Just bacon and brown sugar can elevate even the cheapest beans.
Normally here it's a side dish with barbecue.
But sometimes I'll heat up a can, cut some Nathan's dogs into it, and melt in a slice of cheese for a quick supper.
Or "tea" as it's known it some parts of the UK.
January 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I always see people in England eating Hienz beans and Idk about there but in the states it's not a 1st rate brand.
My preference is Bush's because of the variety of styles.
January 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Have you ever been an Escape Goat?
That's when you're involved with a toxic group of people who use you as a scapegoat, excluding you as a punishment, while baiting you with reconciliation if you crawl back on your knees.
Take the exit you've been offered and find real friends.
Be the Escape Goat.
December 30, 2024 at 1:42 AM
I'm not interested in any fortune telling machine unless it can make me BIG.
December 25, 2024 at 9:01 AM
Banksy created The Scar of Bethlehem in Dec 2019.
Just a reminder that what's been happening in occupied Palestine since last Oct. 7 isn't new, it's just more blatant and brutal than before.
Pray for peace, and demand your elected officials obey the laws, international, and American.
December 25, 2024 at 3:02 AM
In fairness gay space communism does sound pretty dope.
Too bad interstellar travel is a pipe dream.
December 24, 2024 at 1:01 AM
What can I tell you, propaganda is a hell of a drug.
The greatest PR coup of the 20th century was getting everybody to call it public relations instead of propaganda.
December 23, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Use your military to kill thousands of women and children on our congress will welcome you with open arms.
Kill one CEO and your get charged with terrorism.
That's where we're at people.
December 22, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Real warriors respect your gender identity.
December 17, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Relationship status; I've been seeing myself off and on for what feels like eons, but I think we're actually getting serious.
Me and myself are finally ready to be a throuple with I.
December 15, 2024 at 11:57 PM