“reality has a liberal bias” wins again

conspiracy: Clinton was involved with Epstein

reality: Guy who was out to get Clinton was involved and talked with Epstein regularly

it’s like the universe just chose to make qanon wrong about every detail

ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sean.

That’s the Pacific Northwest baybee

conservatives don’t want to date or hang out with other conservatives, they only want the company of liberals solely so they can annoy and domineer over liberals, and liberals deciding they don’t want the company of conservatives drives the conservatives abosfuckinglutely bonkers

this applies to literally all interactions by the way. conservatives want to annoy and upset other people but don’t want to be around other annoying and upsetting people. why do you think so many of them started coming here after everyone else started abandoning twitter?

alternatively: to the tune of “Detachable Penis” by King Missile

need that tho

there are takes that aged poorly, and then there are takes that are just stillborn

speaking as the average Multnomah County voter, i started calling for drone strikes on the White House in 2025

“Fuck what the founding fathers think, they didn’t know what germs were.”

Sean.

I mean I guess there’s Bazzite, but otherwise? Who knows man.