Eric Stork
@ericrevolv.bsky.social
I’m really into LOTR right now. Really into Final Fantasy always, really into comic books for the last eight years, really into Magic cards for the last two.
Maxxine Dupri had the match of the night on Raw last night, yet again
December 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Maxxine Dupri had the match of the night on Raw last night, yet again
aw dang it, I liked Moose's old music
August 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
aw dang it, I liked Moose's old music
Bloomburrow lives! even though most of the Orzhov midrange shell that Beza was best in has left Standard, she's still quite playable with a few Edge of Eternities cards. with token generation being so easy, I'm surprised we're not seeing more Rottenmouth Viper too.
August 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Bloomburrow lives! even though most of the Orzhov midrange shell that Beza was best in has left Standard, she's still quite playable with a few Edge of Eternities cards. with token generation being so easy, I'm surprised we're not seeing more Rottenmouth Viper too.
so funny that they're calling Dean Ambrose "Mox" at Wrestlemania
April 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
so funny that they're calling Dean Ambrose "Mox" at Wrestlemania
Naomi's caution tape motif is a rebrand that really works, I think
April 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Naomi's caution tape motif is a rebrand that really works, I think
can't even tell who the Death Riders are attacking tonight. I think it's just random crew?
April 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
can't even tell who the Death Riders are attacking tonight. I think it's just random crew?
I called three of the First Four games correctly, apparently those don't count?
March 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I called three of the First Four games correctly, apparently those don't count?
hopefully this chatter about LA Knight messing up the Rumble is the setup for a heel turn
February 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
hopefully this chatter about LA Knight messing up the Rumble is the setup for a heel turn
I'm that guy who goes into contract signing segments like "god, I hope this just goes smoothly"
January 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I'm that guy who goes into contract signing segments like "god, I hope this just goes smoothly"
super funny to think about the bad guys from The Town snickering cruelly as they cut and arrange flowers to make a menacing wreath for Ben Affleck
January 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
super funny to think about the bad guys from The Town snickering cruelly as they cut and arrange flowers to make a menacing wreath for Ben Affleck
why is AJ Francis always in his pajamas?
December 13, 2024 at 7:56 PM
why is AJ Francis always in his pajamas?
Reposted by Eric Stork
Tonight:
- called a couple matches 🎙️
- had an Iowa Street Fight 🩸🌽
- went back on commentary 🎙️
I contain multitudes (of thumbtacks)
- called a couple matches 🎙️
- had an Iowa Street Fight 🩸🌽
- went back on commentary 🎙️
I contain multitudes (of thumbtacks)
December 8, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Tonight:
- called a couple matches 🎙️
- had an Iowa Street Fight 🩸🌽
- went back on commentary 🎙️
I contain multitudes (of thumbtacks)
- called a couple matches 🎙️
- had an Iowa Street Fight 🩸🌽
- went back on commentary 🎙️
I contain multitudes (of thumbtacks)
no one can do what Iyo Sky does
December 1, 2024 at 1:02 AM
no one can do what Iyo Sky does
open your eyes, what do you see? a big ol' thing of peach iced tea
October 6, 2024 at 5:48 AM
open your eyes, what do you see? a big ol' thing of peach iced tea
just made a Standard deck with only Duskmourn and Bloomburrow (and three Caustic Broncos). playing with new cards is fun! getting a Valgavoth out feels great and Season of Loss can really save games
September 26, 2024 at 5:39 PM
just made a Standard deck with only Duskmourn and Bloomburrow (and three Caustic Broncos). playing with new cards is fun! getting a Valgavoth out feels great and Season of Loss can really save games
Northern Exposure episodes 1.8 and 2.2... two masterpieces nearly back to back
July 24, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Northern Exposure episodes 1.8 and 2.2... two masterpieces nearly back to back
John Cena, I’m not saying that I can see you, cause I know that I can’t see you… but I see you
September 12, 2023 at 6:27 PM
John Cena, I’m not saying that I can see you, cause I know that I can’t see you… but I see you
the hardest thing about being a Magic the Gathering fan right now is that you’re supposed to be a Post Malone fan too
August 4, 2023 at 5:38 AM
the hardest thing about being a Magic the Gathering fan right now is that you’re supposed to be a Post Malone fan too
hands down the worst thing about the LOTR cards is that they have me playing in the Alchemy format. any card with the word “perpetually” on it is bullshit.
August 1, 2023 at 8:53 PM
hands down the worst thing about the LOTR cards is that they have me playing in the Alchemy format. any card with the word “perpetually” on it is bullshit.
X wants me back so bad, 25 notifications overnight. I haven’t opened it since the rebrand.
August 1, 2023 at 5:05 PM
X wants me back so bad, 25 notifications overnight. I haven’t opened it since the rebrand.