Eric Paul Johnson
@ericpauljohnson.bsky.social
Cartoonist, writer, Legomaniac, producer of The Radiotrola Program, ELO Song-By-Song podcast, and many other fine online audio entertainment shows.
The sun is gone by 4:30 PM now.
And I fully endorse this course of action by the sun.
And I fully endorse this course of action by the sun.
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The sun is gone by 4:30 PM now.
And I fully endorse this course of action by the sun.
And I fully endorse this course of action by the sun.
Hey, that's great.
We can't afford groceries, and owning a home is a wild pipe dream fantasy.
We can't afford groceries, and owning a home is a wild pipe dream fantasy.
October 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hey, that's great.
We can't afford groceries, and owning a home is a wild pipe dream fantasy.
We can't afford groceries, and owning a home is a wild pipe dream fantasy.
Now'd be a good time to pick sides.
And surprisingly, as an atheist, I'm on God's side.
And surprisingly, as an atheist, I'm on God's side.
October 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Now'd be a good time to pick sides.
And surprisingly, as an atheist, I'm on God's side.
And surprisingly, as an atheist, I'm on God's side.
A toon I drew in October 2002.
On this I feel like me and Trump are on the same page.
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On this I feel like me and Trump are on the same page.
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October 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
A toon I drew in October 2002.
On this I feel like me and Trump are on the same page.
(You can get high quality toons like this delivered right to your inbox everyday when you subscribe to my Patreon below...)
On this I feel like me and Trump are on the same page.
(You can get high quality toons like this delivered right to your inbox everyday when you subscribe to my Patreon below...)
Again, if you take medical advice from RFK Jr, you're too stupid to live.
October 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Again, if you take medical advice from RFK Jr, you're too stupid to live.
Don't you fucking dare!!! Don't take Dolly Parton, and leave us with that orange shit stain on humanity in the White House!
October 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Don't you fucking dare!!! Don't take Dolly Parton, and leave us with that orange shit stain on humanity in the White House!
Jasper enthralled with “Manos: The Hands of Fate.”
Henry, not so much.
Henry, not so much.
October 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Jasper enthralled with “Manos: The Hands of Fate.”
Henry, not so much.
Henry, not so much.
We've got Patreon, there's PayPal, CashApp, even a P.O. Box.
October 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
We've got Patreon, there's PayPal, CashApp, even a P.O. Box.
Just sayin'...
September 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Just sayin'...
I'm not the only one who thinks Justin Bieber looks like the uncle you wouldn't leave your kids with, right?
September 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I'm not the only one who thinks Justin Bieber looks like the uncle you wouldn't leave your kids with, right?
Just sayin'...
September 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Just sayin'...
800 episodes!
337,000 listens/downloads!
$297.67 received in ad revenue over the last 8 years. (Or $3.10 a month, if I mathed right. 😕 )
337,000 listens/downloads!
$297.67 received in ad revenue over the last 8 years. (Or $3.10 a month, if I mathed right. 😕 )
September 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
800 episodes!
337,000 listens/downloads!
$297.67 received in ad revenue over the last 8 years. (Or $3.10 a month, if I mathed right. 😕 )
337,000 listens/downloads!
$297.67 received in ad revenue over the last 8 years. (Or $3.10 a month, if I mathed right. 😕 )
It's a good thing a businessman who knows how the economy works was elected president instead of the laughing black lady.
Remember how ya'll voted for Trump cuz you were duped into thinking he was good for the economy? An economic collapse of epic proportions is coming.
Remember how ya'll voted for Trump cuz you were duped into thinking he was good for the economy? An economic collapse of epic proportions is coming.
September 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It's a good thing a businessman who knows how the economy works was elected president instead of the laughing black lady.
Remember how ya'll voted for Trump cuz you were duped into thinking he was good for the economy? An economic collapse of epic proportions is coming.
Remember how ya'll voted for Trump cuz you were duped into thinking he was good for the economy? An economic collapse of epic proportions is coming.
We told you this shit would happen, numbnuts, but you were all, “MAH EGGS!!! HER LAUGH!!!TAX PAYER FUNDED TRANSGENDER SURGERIES AT SCHOOL ON OUR KIDS!!!!”
Well, YOU fucked up, and now we all have to suffer!
Fuck, and might I add, you.
Well, YOU fucked up, and now we all have to suffer!
Fuck, and might I add, you.
August 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
We told you this shit would happen, numbnuts, but you were all, “MAH EGGS!!! HER LAUGH!!!TAX PAYER FUNDED TRANSGENDER SURGERIES AT SCHOOL ON OUR KIDS!!!!”
Well, YOU fucked up, and now we all have to suffer!
Fuck, and might I add, you.
Well, YOU fucked up, and now we all have to suffer!
Fuck, and might I add, you.
I'm sorry, did Trump say The Smithsonian is bad because it shows "How bad slavery was?"
This is your guy, Trumpers. Apparently he thinks there were good parts of slavery that nobody talks about.
You Red Hats are cool with this, right?
This is your guy, Trumpers. Apparently he thinks there were good parts of slavery that nobody talks about.
You Red Hats are cool with this, right?
August 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I'm sorry, did Trump say The Smithsonian is bad because it shows "How bad slavery was?"
This is your guy, Trumpers. Apparently he thinks there were good parts of slavery that nobody talks about.
You Red Hats are cool with this, right?
This is your guy, Trumpers. Apparently he thinks there were good parts of slavery that nobody talks about.
You Red Hats are cool with this, right?
I napped for a couple hours.
Please tell me it looks like this outside.
Please tell me it looks like this outside.
August 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I napped for a couple hours.
Please tell me it looks like this outside.
Please tell me it looks like this outside.
If he's gonna start putting people in camps, can I be in the comedians camp with Colbert, Stewart, and the other late night hosts he'll ship there?
It'll be nice, because there's no way ass-licker Bill Maher will be there.
It'll be nice, because there's no way ass-licker Bill Maher will be there.
August 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If he's gonna start putting people in camps, can I be in the comedians camp with Colbert, Stewart, and the other late night hosts he'll ship there?
It'll be nice, because there's no way ass-licker Bill Maher will be there.
It'll be nice, because there's no way ass-licker Bill Maher will be there.
From the No Shit, Sherlock file of memes.
July 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
From the No Shit, Sherlock file of memes.
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
New documents reveal Obama was the one who put that U2 album on everyone's phone and computer against their will!
Oh, and here's a picture of Trump with a serial child rapist he suspiciously spent a lot of time with and said was a good guy.
New documents reveal Obama was the one who put that U2 album on everyone's phone and computer against their will!
Oh, and here's a picture of Trump with a serial child rapist he suspiciously spent a lot of time with and said was a good guy.
July 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
New documents reveal Obama was the one who put that U2 album on everyone's phone and computer against their will!
Oh, and here's a picture of Trump with a serial child rapist he suspiciously spent a lot of time with and said was a good guy.
New documents reveal Obama was the one who put that U2 album on everyone's phone and computer against their will!
Oh, and here's a picture of Trump with a serial child rapist he suspiciously spent a lot of time with and said was a good guy.
And at $0.007 per listen, I'm rich!!!
If I lived in an alternate reality where $20 a month was rich.
Why do I do this?
Ah, right, for the accomplishment badges. 😕
If I lived in an alternate reality where $20 a month was rich.
Why do I do this?
Ah, right, for the accomplishment badges. 😕
July 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
And at $0.007 per listen, I'm rich!!!
If I lived in an alternate reality where $20 a month was rich.
Why do I do this?
Ah, right, for the accomplishment badges. 😕
If I lived in an alternate reality where $20 a month was rich.
Why do I do this?
Ah, right, for the accomplishment badges. 😕
Republicans...the Pedo Protector Party.
Also, how can they block something that doesn't exist? 😉
Also, how can they block something that doesn't exist? 😉
July 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Republicans...the Pedo Protector Party.
Also, how can they block something that doesn't exist? 😉
Also, how can they block something that doesn't exist? 😉
Look, Trump's under enough stress being president. He doesn't need to be hassled by this whole Epstein thing.
His blood pressure will blow out an artery if this keeps up! So, please, stop sharing things like this...
His blood pressure will blow out an artery if this keeps up! So, please, stop sharing things like this...
July 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Look, Trump's under enough stress being president. He doesn't need to be hassled by this whole Epstein thing.
His blood pressure will blow out an artery if this keeps up! So, please, stop sharing things like this...
His blood pressure will blow out an artery if this keeps up! So, please, stop sharing things like this...