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16 years ago when the first avatar came out I had just broken my knee and had to sit through a 3 hour movie with crutches and very little leg room. At least if I saw the new one there’d be plenty of room in the empty theater
December 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
16 years ago when the first avatar came out I had just broken my knee and had to sit through a 3 hour movie with crutches and very little leg room. At least if I saw the new one there’d be plenty of room in the empty theater
If you don’t want your kids face on the internet I get it but what’s the point of posting pictures of the kid with their face covered? Just don’t post it
December 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
If you don’t want your kids face on the internet I get it but what’s the point of posting pictures of the kid with their face covered? Just don’t post it
If you really loved me you’d buy me a shit ton of birds and partake in human trafficking for Christmas
December 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you really loved me you’d buy me a shit ton of birds and partake in human trafficking for Christmas
Is it bad that if a movie goes straight to streaming I just assume the studio had no faith in it so why bother watching?
December 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Is it bad that if a movie goes straight to streaming I just assume the studio had no faith in it so why bother watching?
Had my first check up since chemo and they said I could still be low energy for a year. Can I just sleep through that?
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Had my first check up since chemo and they said I could still be low energy for a year. Can I just sleep through that?
I can’t believe FIFA an organization guilty of taking payoffs from Russia gave a”peace” prize to a guy guilty of taking payoffs from Russia
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I can’t believe FIFA an organization guilty of taking payoffs from Russia gave a”peace” prize to a guy guilty of taking payoffs from Russia
Watched welcome to Derry and I think the hanlon/halloran stuff will be interesting but the kid stuff was kind of boring since it was obvious they weren’t gonna make it out
October 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Watched welcome to Derry and I think the hanlon/halloran stuff will be interesting but the kid stuff was kind of boring since it was obvious they weren’t gonna make it out
I’ve only listened to Taylor’s last two albums but what surprises me most how funny they are. Like I thought they’d be all moody and yes she tries to be edgy but there are some really funny lyrics
October 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I’ve only listened to Taylor’s last two albums but what surprises me most how funny they are. Like I thought they’d be all moody and yes she tries to be edgy but there are some really funny lyrics
Googling what the British call a flapjack and being horrified to find out it’s just like a granola bar and not a delightfully fluffy pancake like in the US
September 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Googling what the British call a flapjack and being horrified to find out it’s just like a granola bar and not a delightfully fluffy pancake like in the US
In my Lex Luthor era
September 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
In my Lex Luthor era
I love when bob ross is like “let’s get crazy” and then he just adds like a cloud or a rock
September 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I love when bob ross is like “let’s get crazy” and then he just adds like a cloud or a rock
I just learned I can finance lego on Amazon. This could be a very bad thing
September 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I just learned I can finance lego on Amazon. This could be a very bad thing
I’m getting a PET scan tomorrow and apparently I will be radioactive for the rest of the day so that’s fun
August 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I’m getting a PET scan tomorrow and apparently I will be radioactive for the rest of the day so that’s fun
A guy the next table over has a tattoo saying “the south will rise again” around a confederate flag. Sir this is Nebraska. We were never part of the confederacy. Just say you’re a racist
August 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A guy the next table over has a tattoo saying “the south will rise again” around a confederate flag. Sir this is Nebraska. We were never part of the confederacy. Just say you’re a racist
Even though my cancer isn’t really causing any symptoms right now I still think it’s bullshit I have to work a normal 8 hour day
August 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Even though my cancer isn’t really causing any symptoms right now I still think it’s bullshit I have to work a normal 8 hour day
Apparently it’s a rule that when you tell people you have cancer they HAVE to tell you about their relative who died
July 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Apparently it’s a rule that when you tell people you have cancer they HAVE to tell you about their relative who died
Who was the first guy to look at a cut and be like “damn that’s bad, grab my stapler”?
July 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Who was the first guy to look at a cut and be like “damn that’s bad, grab my stapler”?
My new favorite response when someone asks me to do something : “ooh sorry that sounds like a two testicle problem “ and then just walk away
July 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My new favorite response when someone asks me to do something : “ooh sorry that sounds like a two testicle problem “ and then just walk away
When you tell guys may have testicular cancer they all feel it’s a perfect time to talk about the problems they’ve had with their balls
July 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
When you tell guys may have testicular cancer they all feel it’s a perfect time to talk about the problems they’ve had with their balls
You know it’s a good sign when the doctor tells you to drop your pants and his first response is “good lord look at the size of that thing”
July 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
You know it’s a good sign when the doctor tells you to drop your pants and his first response is “good lord look at the size of that thing”
Currently sitting at the doctors office waiting to get an ultrasound on my balls. How’s your day going?
July 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Currently sitting at the doctors office waiting to get an ultrasound on my balls. How’s your day going?
Am I the only one who feels like the kid running trumps anti terrorism looks an awful lot like the son of Sam killer?
June 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Am I the only one who feels like the kid running trumps anti terrorism looks an awful lot like the son of Sam killer?
The Christmas episode of saved by the bell is on and I love how all of Zack’s friends and family keep telling the girl that he’s basically a sexual predator but she’s really not phased by it
June 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The Christmas episode of saved by the bell is on and I love how all of Zack’s friends and family keep telling the girl that he’s basically a sexual predator but she’s really not phased by it