Quiet bodies, please. Hands to yourself, eyes on the whiteboard. Do these fractions have a common denominator?

1. Philosophic Ideas in Literature
2. Shakespeare
3. Calculus
4. The Bible
5. Intro to Econ

Lol Geo Will used to complain abt “liberals committing sociology” but what’s this? Unwitting confession.

Watching Trumpies in action on TV I keep having flashbacks to the professor's marginalia on my returned college themes: "Logical connection weak" & "Were you a legacy admitee?"

In his defense, he wouldn’t be able to articulate the reason if it existed

Dude was walking in Portland Ave pretty jauntily within a minute or two of getting run over. Incubation period for serious internal injuries I guess.