...(there has been speculation by some inebriated physics undergrads that any visible origami panther is simply the momentary three-dimensional shadow of a four-dimensional entity, who is just playing with our heads for the lolz)

(interdimensional trolls, in other words)

tl,dr: everyone up and down the food chain is irked with me at the moment, please stay on the line and your complaint will be answered in the order it was received

6) ...and the birds are angry with me because their realtor apparently didn't tell them their new condo has cats, therefore potentially affecting their property value
7) ...the baby birds (once hatched) will presumably be angry with me for some reason TBD (3/n)

4) because birds built a condo, the weed eater can't be moved without causing reality show-level drama
5) ...now the #panthers are angry with me because there are birds living a few feet outside of their front door
(2/n)