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Eric Grau
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I take the “use by” date on printed on food and drinks labels very seriously
And who could blame you? NO ONE
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I know for a fact I would burst into tears IMMEDIATELY
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
There’s a burger place in Chicago that was really popular maybe 15-20 years ago. Would regularly have wait times of over 90 mins. One time we called and asked how long the wait was and they said 3 hours. We then went to their equally as good imitator instead and were seated as soon as we walked in
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I continued on into the 80s and almost threw my phone across the room. I have to close this list or it will absolutely ruin my day
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’m sorry, The Jerk at fucking 92?! Fuck this list immediately
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I really like him! I think he’s gonna be great one day. But the decision making and inaccuracy both need to get better fast
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
One time I had left over kung pao chicken but no rice. You know what I did have though? An unopened box of crunchy taco shells.
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
(I completely agree with you, I just remembered this existed and wanted to see if there was a gif of it)
a cartoon of a man and a woman looking at each other with a brick wall in the background
Alt: Cartoon Link using his world famous and well beloved catch phrase “Well excuse me, princess”
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I think they’re taking the free first episode down off of YouTube in like an hour, but the first three episodes go up on Prime Video on Wednesday
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
How could ANYONE defend Xander in the year 2025? Jesus Christ
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Honestly, this repost is kind of directed specifically at @oldtobegin.bsky.social , @anagerm.bsky.social and @joshbaker.bsky.social . I think there’s stuff here (and that will appear in future episodes) youse guys would enjoy and I’d love to hear your thoughts if you end up giving it a watch
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM