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Eric I Guess
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No.
Washington paying 150 year olds? Yeah no shit buddy. Welcome to Congress.
February 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Even biting the lip.
January 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The world needs more panda cheese commercials.
January 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
5 Lex Luthors and no Superman.
January 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I will always dream of a better world. I don't care about the odds.
January 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
January 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
January 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"Can you not discuss insurance right in front of me please? I was born into a capitalist regime."
January 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Oh, you think you're better than the rest of us?"
Not the rest of us, you. I'm better than you.
January 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Nothing like a hot, fresh, hard-boiled egg right out of the water.
January 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If the media is behind your movement, you aren't the resistance.
January 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
January 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Growing up I knew there were things I'd never be able to have, like exotic cars and yachts, which was fine as it was all I knew. Playing mobile games now, I realize there are virtual things in games that I will never be able to afford. I'd be mad as a child with no prospects physically or virtually.
January 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Welcome back TikTok.
January 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Because of a typo, for the last 15 years, I occasionally get ads for Iranian women's clothing.
January 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you lived in Tennessee, used TikTok, played Marvel Snap and masturbate, this was a rough week for you.
January 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Marvel Snap has been banned. We can all breathe a sigh of relief. Hope you didn't spend money in there.
January 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Everyone in the US: "Holy shit our government is lying to us about China???"

Everyone in China: "Holy shit our government has been telling us the truth about the USA???"
January 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
January 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I’m waiting six months before I say anything poignant about David Lynch just in case.

Can’t trust nobody famous anymore.
January 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Every time rich white guys take jiu-jitsu, we all suffer for it.
January 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Protesting should be trendy again soon.
January 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Starting to think our problem is jiu-jitsu.
January 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Billy Joel is awfully quiet right now.
January 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM