Washington paying 150 year olds? Yeah no shit buddy. Welcome to Congress.
February 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Washington paying 150 year olds? Yeah no shit buddy. Welcome to Congress.
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Even biting the lip.
January 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Even biting the lip.
The world needs more panda cheese commercials.
January 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The world needs more panda cheese commercials.
5 Lex Luthors and no Superman.
January 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
5 Lex Luthors and no Superman.
I will always dream of a better world. I don't care about the odds.
January 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I will always dream of a better world. I don't care about the odds.
"Can you not discuss insurance right in front of me please? I was born into a capitalist regime."
January 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Can you not discuss insurance right in front of me please? I was born into a capitalist regime."
"Oh, you think you're better than the rest of us?"
Not the rest of us, you. I'm better than you.
Not the rest of us, you. I'm better than you.
January 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"Oh, you think you're better than the rest of us?"
Not the rest of us, you. I'm better than you.
Not the rest of us, you. I'm better than you.
Nothing like a hot, fresh, hard-boiled egg right out of the water.
January 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Nothing like a hot, fresh, hard-boiled egg right out of the water.
If the media is behind your movement, you aren't the resistance.
January 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
If the media is behind your movement, you aren't the resistance.
Growing up I knew there were things I'd never be able to have, like exotic cars and yachts, which was fine as it was all I knew. Playing mobile games now, I realize there are virtual things in games that I will never be able to afford. I'd be mad as a child with no prospects physically or virtually.
January 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Growing up I knew there were things I'd never be able to have, like exotic cars and yachts, which was fine as it was all I knew. Playing mobile games now, I realize there are virtual things in games that I will never be able to afford. I'd be mad as a child with no prospects physically or virtually.
Welcome back TikTok.
January 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Welcome back TikTok.
Because of a typo, for the last 15 years, I occasionally get ads for Iranian women's clothing.
January 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Because of a typo, for the last 15 years, I occasionally get ads for Iranian women's clothing.
If you lived in Tennessee, used TikTok, played Marvel Snap and masturbate, this was a rough week for you.
January 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If you lived in Tennessee, used TikTok, played Marvel Snap and masturbate, this was a rough week for you.
Marvel Snap has been banned. We can all breathe a sigh of relief. Hope you didn't spend money in there.
January 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Marvel Snap has been banned. We can all breathe a sigh of relief. Hope you didn't spend money in there.
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Everyone in the US: "Holy shit our government is lying to us about China???"
Everyone in China: "Holy shit our government has been telling us the truth about the USA???"
Everyone in China: "Holy shit our government has been telling us the truth about the USA???"
January 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Everyone in the US: "Holy shit our government is lying to us about China???"
Everyone in China: "Holy shit our government has been telling us the truth about the USA???"
Everyone in China: "Holy shit our government has been telling us the truth about the USA???"
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I’m waiting six months before I say anything poignant about David Lynch just in case.
Can’t trust nobody famous anymore.
Can’t trust nobody famous anymore.
January 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I’m waiting six months before I say anything poignant about David Lynch just in case.
Can’t trust nobody famous anymore.
Can’t trust nobody famous anymore.
Every time rich white guys take jiu-jitsu, we all suffer for it.
January 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Every time rich white guys take jiu-jitsu, we all suffer for it.
Protesting should be trendy again soon.
January 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Protesting should be trendy again soon.
Starting to think our problem is jiu-jitsu.
January 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Starting to think our problem is jiu-jitsu.
Billy Joel is awfully quiet right now.
January 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Billy Joel is awfully quiet right now.