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ericfaust.bsky.social
@ericfaust.bsky.social
I think that might just be Star Wars
December 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Any excuse to post this page
December 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
At his sister's wedding, seeing him for the first time in 3 years: fuck, you didn't tell me he would be here

Lena Luthor: He wasn't invited

Lex, wearing a glowing green tuxedo and a pair of LexSpecs that are actively recording everything: LexCoin is the way of the future
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Seems to be alphabetical but with Drew Barrymore given last billing, which makes sense given her role in the film.
October 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Giving them too much credit for those 11 hours of "working alone" (social media time) and "business meals" (eating with other rich guys while their assistants work)
October 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"Is it any different" from what? From if he actually went to the Riyadh festival? Yeah, it actually does specifically matter whether or not he visited a slave state for money lmao. How would that context not change everything?
October 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It's so crazy that he called himself that because he was evading child support and then pivoted to being a resist lib. I can't get it out of my head. Brooklyn Dad Defiant (against child support)
October 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It was originally $1.75, so it might actually be half off.
October 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
me making a cold call: hello yes I am scum, I am unworthy filth

me receiving a cold call: hi I am going to tell you facts about the life of Charlemagne until your supervisor tells you it's okay to hang up
September 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Hoi4 and it's consequences etc etc. seriously though, Paradox must be stopped because that game has made people wronger and more confident about their wrong beliefs every year since it released.
September 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Coach McGuirk would say the most egg shit ever and then Brendon would be like "it sounds like you might be trans," Coach would shut down the idea HARD and then spend the rest of the episode falling apart.

episode ends with him drunk and crying over a childhood picture of himself playing with dolls
September 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Disappointing. If they call it Super Sharp I better be looking like this after two bites
a man is sitting at a table with a bottle of hot sauce and a slice of pizza .
Alt: Idris Elba coughing due to the shear heat of Hot Ones spicy wings
media.tenor.com
September 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I will be incorporating this boar competition into my personality
August 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
August 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If you do that then you might as well save money and just tow the sub to the junkyard and throw it in the crusher. It's 10,000 times slower than explosive decompression, but it'll get the job done
August 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
While that's technically true (and I agree with your broader point about Peter being a jerk until he gets his shit together as an adult), you're kind of leaving out the context that they were poor, without their breadwinner, and behind on rent.
August 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Same energy
August 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
this is true, I steal genders all the time, I have 36 genders, my pronouns are Mine/Now
July 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Yeah, and I'm CHOOSING to be a vessel for sin
July 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
He shoulda stopped here, and also dressed like this all of the time.
July 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
plate armor with ugly metal patches on the sides where they crudely covered the holes meant for the arms of four-armed insectoids
July 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Raging River is probably too complicated but I do love minigame cards like this. Give me weird little game states that force you to use resources less than optimally!
July 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
He does, but I don't know if anyone knew that there were still living Atlanteans when they set out. Also, he's probably in the hole for a billion dollars in 1910s money since the submarine exploded.
July 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM