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Eric Cloninger
@ericcloninger.bsky.social
Human. Mostly water. Rational redneck. Breaker and Builder of Things. Occasionally amusing.
Cheese and pork are wrapped up and resting til manaña. Brisket in foil and the Traeger @225F (105C) for 13 hours. Cleaned the kitchen, started the dishwasher.

I smell like a campfire in all the good ways, but I need a shower. Won't sleep with visions of smoked meats dancing 'round my head.
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
NGL, you lost me at docker. Being from the People's Republic of Proxmox. 😉
December 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Is Flash still doing compiler perfmon consulting? Might have some insight. I've been out of the game too long to be much help. Too many layers of emulation and cross compiling.
Go back to native, on device builds, even if performance lags while you wait for SIGTRAP?
December 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Whose bitters do you use? I'm partial to the Fee Brothers line but I recently bought a set of the Woodford in small bottles to try out. I use Peychaud's for a Sazerac, and Angostura as a decoy so nobody will find the good stuff.
December 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
How about we grab our gloves and do some soft toss in the field out back for a while and then retire to the patio for an Old Fashioned or a proper Martini, if you insist.
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Amen.

As the only surviving member of the family that enjoys the notorious NPR cranberry relish, I'll have 3 servings in memory of those who can no longer enjoy it.

www.npr.org/2006/11/23/4...
Mama Stamberg's Cranberry Relish Recipe
Every year as Thanksgiving approaches, fans ask Susan Stamberg for her mother-in-law's recipe for cranberry relish. Read that recipe and a bonus recipe for garlicky cranberry chutney.
www.npr.org
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Dallas is the capital of the soulless state of Baja Oklahoma. Seven million people worth of strip malls and bitumen. As Anatolia is to Europe and Asia, linked to both but connected to neither.
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I have done well in not knowing who that person is. I suspect, whomever they may be, that I might not care for them.

Or... Well... Hmmm...
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Wow, that's high praise. Hope to be able to join you again some day.
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The Venn Diagram of caring, empathetic, loving families who raised their kids on Raffi music and hateful, FaOuX-Christian MAGAs are non-overlapping.

Despite the desire for blood, I'll be satisfied if Madame Justice gets her tithe.
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
A fellow man of culture, I see, who remembers to empty his fountain pen BEFORE getting on a pressurized aeroplane.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM