The Internet you are proposing simply wouldn't exist. Breaking everything for everyone because you don't like how it works right now is not a healthy nor civil impulse.

Even if I did have outstanding Ohio tolls, I'd refuse to pay them on the principle of the thing.

Finally. Having to write a cover letter without caffeine was really a drag.

Makes sense. Travel reasons.

Who gets the PAC2?

Look on the bright side, though. This will make a harrowing documentary someday.

Does Apple Music pay more to artists than Spotify?

I've been an Apple Music user for years, and while I know none of the streaming services pay great, I always hoped the required monthly fee meant better royalties.

It's awesome that Jared and Christen are doing this for Detroit, but that tweet is real bad.

It's Gary. He didn't wear his lifts today even though everyone told him he needed to.

This is exactly the sports problem I'm talking about. All the Dems apparently need to do is magically have an entirely different country, with different laws and a different economy and then those 90 million people who still wouldn't have a coherent political outlook would go vote

Those 90 million people do not share your ideology or any coherent ideology. They don't vote because they basically don't understand our political system on any useful level. There aren't "more of them" than anyone, because there aren't any of them. They're nobody.

I really don't feel like "just make the magic thing that gives me exactly what I want happen and if you don't I'm gonna be mad at you" is the right medicine for what ails our body politic. That's what sports fans want, all the time.

I feel like I have to respectfully disagree. Sports fans are the most disconnected from reality people on Earth. Last year I talked with bona fide Detroit Pistons fans who thought the team would be a top 10 team in the league. They lost more games in a row than any team in any sport ever.

This is such wonderful news to hear. Praying for a quick recovery.

The same is also true for the Petrine sect of the early church. It's wild how many times I have had to repeat that Acts 10 is not about food in my life.

My first clue that it was a joke was that they didn't spell it "HIPPA"

I feel like you're responding to a different thing than what we were talking about.