Eric Allen Hatch
@ericallenhatch.bsky.social
Curator and co-founder, New/Next Film Fest. Co-owner, Beyond Video. These are mostly memes.
John Hinckley Jr (but only if Jodie Foster promises to listen)
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
John Hinckley Jr (but only if Jodie Foster promises to listen)
Yeah it was this clip from Malibu High, released by the good people of Vinegar Syndrome
October 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Yeah it was this clip from Malibu High, released by the good people of Vinegar Syndrome
Interesting! Satan just emailed me the same offer for my eternal soul
September 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Interesting! Satan just emailed me the same offer for my eternal soul
[typing the first word in a sentence that will be read by millions of people who pay me untold billions of dollars for other people’s work] Thew
September 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
[typing the first word in a sentence that will be read by millions of people who pay me untold billions of dollars for other people’s work] Thew
Trump Silences Death Rumors at Live Press Conference
August 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Trump Silences Death Rumors at Live Press Conference
white house staffers rn
August 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
white house staffers rn
when your daughter have become grandma and also Cracker Barrel change logo
August 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
when your daughter have become grandma and also Cracker Barrel change logo
New/Next, the film fest here in Baltimore I program and co-founded, returns for edition 3.0, October 2-5.
All-access passes are now on sale. Missing out would be such a sadness…
newnextfilmfest.com/a-limited-nu...
cc: @newnextfilmfest.bsky.social
All-access passes are now on sale. Missing out would be such a sadness…
newnextfilmfest.com/a-limited-nu...
cc: @newnextfilmfest.bsky.social
August 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
New/Next, the film fest here in Baltimore I program and co-founded, returns for edition 3.0, October 2-5.
All-access passes are now on sale. Missing out would be such a sadness…
newnextfilmfest.com/a-limited-nu...
cc: @newnextfilmfest.bsky.social
All-access passes are now on sale. Missing out would be such a sadness…
newnextfilmfest.com/a-limited-nu...
cc: @newnextfilmfest.bsky.social
we all want what they have
August 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
we all want what they have
I liked Weapons but the prequel isn’t scary *at all*
August 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I liked Weapons but the prequel isn’t scary *at all*
to the bookie who told me not to put $1000 on House Party getting announced as a Criterion 4K UHD release
August 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
to the bookie who told me not to put $1000 on House Party getting announced as a Criterion 4K UHD release
"Fix your hearts or die!"
August 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"Fix your hearts or die!"
Found a car less distracting than that of the average trump supporter
August 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Found a car less distracting than that of the average trump supporter
when someone says most of film history is available via streaming
August 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
when someone says most of film history is available via streaming
5 minutes into cold brew / 5 hours after cold brew
August 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
5 minutes into cold brew / 5 hours after cold brew
OK: I knew Jason Schwartzman and Nicolas Cage are cousins.
I knew Ice Cube and Del tha Funky Homosapien are cousins. I knew RZA, GZA, and Ol' Dirty Bastard are cousins.
But only in 2025 did I learn (unless a wiki editor is pranking us) that Flavor Flav is also cousins w/ those Wu-Tang members(!)
I knew Ice Cube and Del tha Funky Homosapien are cousins. I knew RZA, GZA, and Ol' Dirty Bastard are cousins.
But only in 2025 did I learn (unless a wiki editor is pranking us) that Flavor Flav is also cousins w/ those Wu-Tang members(!)
August 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
OK: I knew Jason Schwartzman and Nicolas Cage are cousins.
I knew Ice Cube and Del tha Funky Homosapien are cousins. I knew RZA, GZA, and Ol' Dirty Bastard are cousins.
But only in 2025 did I learn (unless a wiki editor is pranking us) that Flavor Flav is also cousins w/ those Wu-Tang members(!)
I knew Ice Cube and Del tha Funky Homosapien are cousins. I knew RZA, GZA, and Ol' Dirty Bastard are cousins.
But only in 2025 did I learn (unless a wiki editor is pranking us) that Flavor Flav is also cousins w/ those Wu-Tang members(!)
