Eric
@eric-simpson.bsky.social
Environmental scientist
Every time the government does something stupid, I become more woke
Every time the government does something stupid, I become more woke
I knew Dems were spineless, but I didn't think it was this bad. Good time for a third party?
March 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I knew Dems were spineless, but I didn't think it was this bad. Good time for a third party?
Imagine how much better the world would be without business schools
February 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Imagine how much better the world would be without business schools
The beach is one of my favorite places because you really get to experience the whole ecosystem from bottom to top with all of your senses.
February 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The beach is one of my favorite places because you really get to experience the whole ecosystem from bottom to top with all of your senses.
If you think about it, beer is made of horse food. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If you think about it, beer is made of horse food. #superbowl
I didn't expect things to escalate *this* quickly. How is everyone holding onto any shred of hope?
February 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I didn't expect things to escalate *this* quickly. How is everyone holding onto any shred of hope?
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I'm an environmental scientist for one of the states racing to kiss T****'s ass on the "Gulf of America" nonsense, what the hell do I do if they try to make me kowtow to this?
January 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'm an environmental scientist for one of the states racing to kiss T****'s ass on the "Gulf of America" nonsense, what the hell do I do if they try to make me kowtow to this?
Is #shoesky a thing? I need some nice everyday stability sneakers for my hallux limitus. I don't typically wear a wide fit shoe,but stability shoes with guide rails have been digging into the sole of my foot (i.e., Brooks Adrenaline and Keen WK450)
I've tried these:
I've tried these:
January 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Is #shoesky a thing? I need some nice everyday stability sneakers for my hallux limitus. I don't typically wear a wide fit shoe,but stability shoes with guide rails have been digging into the sole of my foot (i.e., Brooks Adrenaline and Keen WK450)
I've tried these:
I've tried these:
Your not-so-daily dose of Sugar Plum, because the world is getting more depressing by the second
January 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Your not-so-daily dose of Sugar Plum, because the world is getting more depressing by the second
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Going to set up an Outlook rule that prints out any email containing the words "let's chat", loads it into a cannon, and fires it into the sun.
December 19, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Going to set up an Outlook rule that prints out any email containing the words "let's chat", loads it into a cannon, and fires it into the sun.
If How the Grinch Stole Christmas came out today, the right would probably call it woke
December 13, 2024 at 1:17 PM
If How the Grinch Stole Christmas came out today, the right would probably call it woke
This Simpsons broadcast is the best ESPN-facilitated broadcast I've ever watched, if not for the classic references, then for the fact that the broadcasters are having so much fun and roasting the teams.
December 10, 2024 at 2:36 AM
This Simpsons broadcast is the best ESPN-facilitated broadcast I've ever watched, if not for the classic references, then for the fact that the broadcasters are having so much fun and roasting the teams.
I can't believe I'm being expected to get things done at work between Thanksgiving and Christmas smh
December 5, 2024 at 2:51 PM
I can't believe I'm being expected to get things done at work between Thanksgiving and Christmas smh
Has anyone asked Flava Flav if he wants to run for president? I think we deserve a POTUS who knows what time it is.
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 28, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Has anyone asked Flava Flav if he wants to run for president? I think we deserve a POTUS who knows what time it is.
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Winter pics seem to be doing well around here.. here's a creek in Missouri back in 2019. Fell in trying to get this pic. #naturephotography
November 26, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Winter pics seem to be doing well around here.. here's a creek in Missouri back in 2019. Fell in trying to get this pic. #naturephotography
Last day at work before Thanksgiving... And I have to recalibrate my lake model. Send coffee.
November 26, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Last day at work before Thanksgiving... And I have to recalibrate my lake model. Send coffee.
Anyone interested in going into the Arcane, Kendrick Lamar, and squirrel photos business? Seems to be doing wonders over here.
November 25, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Anyone interested in going into the Arcane, Kendrick Lamar, and squirrel photos business? Seems to be doing wonders over here.
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Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.
November 25, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.
Audiobooks, braille, and reading are all great, but when are we going to have books for our mouth and nose?
November 25, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Audiobooks, braille, and reading are all great, but when are we going to have books for our mouth and nose?
Is there a support group for people who wish they could be nicer? Asking for a friend. Dog for visibility
November 24, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Is there a support group for people who wish they could be nicer? Asking for a friend. Dog for visibility
What life is all about
November 24, 2024 at 12:27 AM
What life is all about
What I mean when I say I'm logged on:
November 23, 2024 at 11:22 PM
What I mean when I say I'm logged on:
67° in my office today but at least the Gingerbread latte is back🙏
November 21, 2024 at 5:40 PM
67° in my office today but at least the Gingerbread latte is back🙏