Eric Ranschau
@eranschau.bsky.social
I drink and I code things.
The results of Trump's MRI:
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The results of Trump's MRI:
It's almost like they're worried they're gonna get blamed... #governmentshutdown
September 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It's almost like they're worried they're gonna get blamed... #governmentshutdown
Did we just cast “The Birdcage” remake?
August 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Did we just cast “The Birdcage” remake?
He’s selling citizenship for personal profit.
June 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
He’s selling citizenship for personal profit.
I guess you can bullshit a bullshitter.
May 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I guess you can bullshit a bullshitter.
Happy #TariffTuesday to those who celebrate (and don't have their entire retirement savings in the stock market).
March 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Happy #TariffTuesday to those who celebrate (and don't have their entire retirement savings in the stock market).
I had to check. This is 100% real. And exactly what a dictator would say.
February 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I had to check. This is 100% real. And exactly what a dictator would say.
Really, #GoogleMaps? What does it smell like that far up Trump's ass?
February 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Really, #GoogleMaps? What does it smell like that far up Trump's ass?
Air travel. It was nice while it lasted.
February 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Air travel. It was nice while it lasted.
Making prescription drugs more expensive for millions of Americans is exactly how he’s gonna make egg prices lower too. Well done, MAGA. You fell for the grift again.
January 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Making prescription drugs more expensive for millions of Americans is exactly how he’s gonna make egg prices lower too. Well done, MAGA. You fell for the grift again.
