The Moose
@equipmoose.bsky.social
Screaming my random thoughts, obsolete inside jokes, cringey one-liners, and obscure references into the void. Public by default, unread by design, but probably better that way.
Fuck, get out of my head
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Fuck, get out of my head
I didn't think I'd be up in my feels from a French supermarket commercial, but here we are.
youtu.be/y2xkFSvSv7o?...
youtu.be/y2xkFSvSv7o?...
Intermarché - Conte de Noël (English Subtitled Version)
YouTube video by Yule Ropple
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I didn't think I'd be up in my feels from a French supermarket commercial, but here we are.
youtu.be/y2xkFSvSv7o?...
youtu.be/y2xkFSvSv7o?...
A cute Belarusian woman complemented my accent in Russian. I can die happy now.
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
A cute Belarusian woman complemented my accent in Russian. I can die happy now.
Why doesn't anyone ask me if I'm a walrus?
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Why doesn't anyone ask me if I'm a walrus?
You need advice for a third date? Get a first and second one, first. No one actually likes you.
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You need advice for a third date? Get a first and second one, first. No one actually likes you.
Sehr geehrte Damen und Idioten...
November 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Sehr geehrte Damen und Idioten...
Kd2 is fucking crazy
November 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Kd2 is fucking crazy
I think I just lost my best friend
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I think I just lost my best friend
1. e4 ... 2. Qh5 is disrespectful af
October 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
1. e4 ... 2. Qh5 is disrespectful af
If I had a nickel for every time a woman told me she didn't want to marry me, I'd only have two nickels, but it's funny that it happened twice.
October 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
If I had a nickel for every time a woman told me she didn't want to marry me, I'd only have two nickels, but it's funny that it happened twice.
Move order matters ♟️
October 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Move order matters ♟️
M: Wanna go to flavor country?
W: What the hell is flavor country?
M: *struggles to pull pack of cigarettes out of pocket*
W: *eyes wide* What the fuck are you pulling out of your pants???
W: What the hell is flavor country?
M: *struggles to pull pack of cigarettes out of pocket*
W: *eyes wide* What the fuck are you pulling out of your pants???
October 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
M: Wanna go to flavor country?
W: What the hell is flavor country?
M: *struggles to pull pack of cigarettes out of pocket*
W: *eyes wide* What the fuck are you pulling out of your pants???
W: What the hell is flavor country?
M: *struggles to pull pack of cigarettes out of pocket*
W: *eyes wide* What the fuck are you pulling out of your pants???
If you want a hug, go to hell and find your mother.
August 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you want a hug, go to hell and find your mother.
Don’t mistake longing for love.
And don’t confuse familiarity with fate.
And don’t confuse familiarity with fate.
August 6, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Don’t mistake longing for love.
And don’t confuse familiarity with fate.
And don’t confuse familiarity with fate.
"See ya."
- a funeral for a future
- a funeral for a future
August 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
"See ya."
- a funeral for a future
- a funeral for a future
Normalize sax solos in metal songs
August 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Normalize sax solos in metal songs
Brian: Oh my god, is that a peacock?
Paul: Goddamn things are all over the park.
Jimmy: Wait, what does it mean when they spread their feathers like that?
Paul: I can't remember. They either wanna attack us or fuck us.
Jimmy: Not sure which I prefer.
Paul: Goddamn things are all over the park.
Jimmy: Wait, what does it mean when they spread their feathers like that?
Paul: I can't remember. They either wanna attack us or fuck us.
Jimmy: Not sure which I prefer.
August 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Brian: Oh my god, is that a peacock?
Paul: Goddamn things are all over the park.
Jimmy: Wait, what does it mean when they spread their feathers like that?
Paul: I can't remember. They either wanna attack us or fuck us.
Jimmy: Not sure which I prefer.
Paul: Goddamn things are all over the park.
Jimmy: Wait, what does it mean when they spread their feathers like that?
Paul: I can't remember. They either wanna attack us or fuck us.
Jimmy: Not sure which I prefer.
Jimmy: Once I told a patient to relieve stress, she should masturbate instead of meditate.
Paul: They both work.
Paul: They both work.
August 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Jimmy: Once I told a patient to relieve stress, she should masturbate instead of meditate.
Paul: They both work.
Paul: They both work.
Jimmy: I gotta be honest, Paul. I don't love the buzzer.
Paul: Then you should say things that I agree with.
Paul: Then you should say things that I agree with.
August 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Jimmy: I gotta be honest, Paul. I don't love the buzzer.
Paul: Then you should say things that I agree with.
Paul: Then you should say things that I agree with.
Stan: We ran out of oat milk. Everyone here is losing their shit.
Dan: Fuck oat milk.
Dan: Fuck oat milk.
August 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Stan: We ran out of oat milk. Everyone here is losing their shit.
Dan: Fuck oat milk.
Dan: Fuck oat milk.
Oh, shit. Now I want a doughnut.
August 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Oh, shit. Now I want a doughnut.
Gutierrez: You're the same as they are. You're exactly the fucking same.
McManus: No. We are much fucking worse.
McManus: No. We are much fucking worse.
August 1, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Gutierrez: You're the same as they are. You're exactly the fucking same.
McManus: No. We are much fucking worse.
McManus: No. We are much fucking worse.
There is no god. That's why I stepped in.
July 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
There is no god. That's why I stepped in.
Fire without maneuvering is a waste of time and maneuvering without fire is suicide.
July 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Fire without maneuvering is a waste of time and maneuvering without fire is suicide.