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Concerned stranger, as I sit shivering in a cardboard box, whilst dying of cancer, in 14 winters' time: "What brought you here?"

"Well, it started when my books went out of print because I stopped promoting them after a stranger who was never going to read them complained about it on Bluesky."
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
This is clearly a @themerl.bsky.social post in disguise 👀
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Also known as late night BBC2 when you could stagger home from the pub and watch a calculus lecture from the OU, complete with the lecturers own cardigan.
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
An unregistered copy of mIRC at that.
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I regret that I have but one like to give
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 AM
When the met were still using CS, you had to take an entire train out of service if you deployed it on one. TFL did not like it.
November 3, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I found commuting on a motorcycle changed my understanding of the city completely from when I was using the tube.
October 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I recently discovered shutup++ which is fantastic for disabling windows ‘features’ - www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10
O&O ShutUp10++: Free antispy tool for Windows 10 and 11
With this tool you have full control over which comfort functions under Windows 10 and Windows 11 you wish to use, and you decide when the passing on of your data goes too far.
www.oo-software.com
October 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It’s probably got the coffee pot and refrigerator. Thirsty work!
October 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I thought I’d manage to lose this post, but glad I found it again - I need to talk about a pair of bikes!
October 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Tomboy Solaris needs a series!
October 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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NO
October 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I was thinking about this out of nowhere the other day and I was convinced I’d made it up in a fever dream when I was sick and off school.

I am now worried about what else is actually real!
October 14, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Heavy sale is one way to describe it! Basically being given away might be more accurate.

And my backlog grows just a little bit more unwieldy…
October 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Doesn’t @cstross.bsky.social have some literature on unicorns 👀
October 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
That’s 410 people a day, every day, including weekends and bank holidays.

The only way they’re going to manage that is to declare the IoW “overseas” and charter a ferry.
October 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I met the missus on a mud, I think we’ll cope!
September 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Steady now, this is Portland, not Hackney!
September 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Did you see Ed Davey responding to Elon Musk? An absolute classic:

bsky.app/profile/milo...
imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.
September 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
To quote the great Marvin (The Paranoid Android) “how do you live in something so small”
September 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
In fairness, if you’ve got that much tech in a room you’ve also got a camera. They know it’s been compromised.
September 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Can we assume that this is a placeholder ref and I’ll work it out if I win 😂
September 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM