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NSFW Alt of [ @epsipeps1.bsky.social ] • 🔞 No Minors and No AI bullshit • 24, He/They • Autistic • Magic: the Gathering and Slime Enjoyer • Will not follow back unless I'm familiar with you • pfp by @bugrotic.bsky.social of my slime girl, Lulu ❤️
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This is honestly a really fun commander. I've been wanting to make a new deck for a while, so I just said "screw it" and purchased the "Ahoy Matey" precon.

I won both games I played tonight using it : )

#magicthegathering #MTG #commander #edh
Admiral Brass, Unsinkable {2}{U}{B}{R} Legendary Creature - Human Pirate When Admiral Brass enters, mill four cards. At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may return target Pirate creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. It has base power and toughness 4/4. It gains haste until end of turn. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.) 3/3 Illustrated by Jason Rainville
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
epsiatnight.bsky.social
And for the Pumpkaboo evolution, Lattegeist!

It's a Water/Ghost type, and it's based off of pumpkin spice lattes!
(I tried to make the antenna look like a steam line)
It'll also have size variations like Pumpkaboo, which kind of works out because it's like ordering different drink sizes lol
Fanmade Water/Ghost type Pokemon I made called Lattegeist. It's a split evolution of Pumpkaboo you get by trading it with a Sinistea. Its abilities are Nature-Made and Flame Body. Its hidden ability is still Insomnia, like regular Gourgeist. Nature-Made is an ability I created that functions the same way as Steelworker, except it's Grass type instead of Steel. A picture of a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte surrounded by other pumpkins and gourds.
December 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I drew a little guy named Squasharp :3

It's a Rock/Ghost split evo of Sinistea that you get by trading it with a Pumpkaboo, and it's based off of one of those glass gourd decorations
Fanmade Rock/Ghost type Pokemon I made called Squasharp. It's a split evolution of Sinistea you get by trading it with a Pumpkaboo. Its abilities are Iron Barbs and Weak Armor. Its hidden ability (which I forgot to label it as such in the drawing) is Shrapnel Shell, which causes the Pokemon to drop a layer of Spikes on the opponent's side of the field when it gets hit by a super-effective attack. A glass gourd decoration
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Fun fact! Wild Pokemon that are walking around in the overworld in Lazarus can appear shiny.
A shiny Ponyta that I caught in Pokemon Lazarus
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I made a thing :3

#magicthegathering #homebrewcard #proxy #commander #edh
(My homebrew card) Epsi, Apex of Instability {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Legendary Creature - Ooze Horror Mutate {G/W}{G/U}{B/G}{R/G} Each non-Human creature card in your hand has mutate. Its mutate cost is equal to its mana cost. If a creature you control entering causes a triggered ability that it has to trigger, that ability also triggers whenever that creature mutates. Power: 5, Toughness: 5 Art by me :3
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
epsiatnight.bsky.social
So we just picked up the car today, and guess what was in the glove compartment

I'm gonna mod the hell out of it
An old (and still working) iPod
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Finished up the trash can I was making in class
A trash can that I made out of ½" thick veneered plywood. I used two coats of green paint & primer, and one coat of polyurethane. I installed the handles when it was finished.
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
epsiatnight.bsky.social
What flavor is your OC?

🎨: @bugrotic.bsky.social
Lulu, my slime girl oc Blue Raspberry flavored Air Heads candy
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
epsiatnight.bsky.social
I really wish they (WotC) would bring back the Ben Schnuck and Jubilee Secret Lairs. Those lands just look so sick to me.

(Examples below)
Basic Island art from SLD by Ben Schnuck Basic Mountain art from SLD by Jubilee
November 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
epsiatnight.bsky.social
Uhhh...
Vexing Shusher {R/G}{R/G} Creature — Goblin Shaman This spell can’t be countered. {R/G}: Target spell can’t be countered. The stench of bloodcap mushrooms on the breath is enough to ward off even the most potent magics, especially when combined with a special chant: “Hushhh.” 2/2 Illustrated by Cyril Van Der Haegen Impromptu Raid {3}{R/G} Enchantment {2}{R/G}: Reveal the top card of your library. If it isn’t a creature card, put it into your graveyard. Otherwise, put that card onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. For the Scuzzback gang, it’s always “raid o'clock.” Illustrated by Randy Gallegos
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
epsiatnight.bsky.social
Wow, mono red really would benefit a bit from the rules change, huh
Cheering Crowd {1}{R/G} Creature — Human Citizen At the beginning of each player’s first main phase, that player may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If they do, they add {C} for each counter on it. “We love you, Spider-Man!” 2/2 Illustrated by Kim Sokol Guttural Response {R/G} Instant Counter target blue instant spell. A savage cry with the power to shatter minds. Illustrated by Ben Wootten
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
epsiatnight.bsky.social
Same with Wild Cantor, which is essentially just a second copy of Skirk Prospector in this context
Wild Cantor {R/G} Creature — Human Druid ({R/G} can be paid with either {R} or {G}.) Sacrifice this creature: Add one mana of any color. They are the voice of the wild, crying out with nature’s fury and bringing forth its primeval might. 1/1 Watermark: Gruul Illustrated by Cristi Balanescu Skirk Prospector {R} Creature — Goblin Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}. Deep beneath the ruined continent of Otaria, there’s a mine where goblins still work, ignorant of the destruction above. 1/1 Illustrated by Slawomir Maniak
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
epsiatnight.bsky.social
Y'know... If the hybrid mana rules change goes into effect, Birgi would get a pretty damn good card out of it as a result

Spend 2 mana to make 3 mana and draw a card

Good for continuing storm plays, imo
Birgi, God of Storytelling {2}{R} Legendary Creature — God Whenever you cast a spell, add {R}. Until end of turn, you don’t lose this mana as steps and phases end. Creatures you control can boast twice during each of your turns rather than once. “This is a tale to make all Kaldheim tremble…” 3/3 Illustrated by Eric Deschamps Manamorphose {1}{R/G} Instant Add two mana in any combination of colors. Draw a card. “Master the chaotic forces of nature, and you shall master magic.” —Yare-Tiva, warden of Gramur forest Illustrated by Adam Paquette
October 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
epsiatnight.bsky.social
Question: Should I run Amphibian Downpour or Sigil of Sleep in Y'Shtola, Night's Blessed?

#mtg #magicthegathering #commander #edh
Amphibian Downpour {2}{U} Enchantment — Aura Flash Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies. Copies become tokens.) Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Frog creature with base power and toughness 1/1. Illustrated by Omar Rayyan Sigil of Sleep {U} Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to a player, return target creature that player controls to its owner’s hand. Arrows are only one way to remove an enemy. Illustrated by Greg Hildebrandt & Tim Hildebrandt Y'shtola, Night's Blessed {1}{W}{U}{B} Legendary Creature — Cat Warlock Vigilance At the beginning of each end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, you draw a card. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell with mana value 3 or greater, Y'shtola deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life. 2/4 Illustrated by Magali Villeneuve
October 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Mouse with wide eyes and little hearts in them, looking up in awe
October 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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I can deny it no longer.

I need to rebuild Etali.

Etali was my ace commander. My absolute favorite. My most powerful.

I scrapped them for parts, but the decks that came out of it never filled that void.

I need to return to my roots.

#mtg #magicthegathering #edh #commander #Etali
Etali, Primal Conqueror {5}{R}{R} Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur Trample When Etali enters, each player exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. You may cast any number of spells from among the nonland cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs. {9}{G/P}: Transform Etali. Activate only as a sorcery. 7/7 Art by Ryan Pancoast
October 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
epsiatnight.bsky.social
NOOOO NOT THE CIDER!
Person on their knees screaming in agony
October 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
epsiatnight.bsky.social
Mutating on to a creature does not count as an etb

Its its own thing called "when this creature mutates"
Wall of text that describes how mutating onto a creature doesn't count as an ETB trigger
October 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
epsiatnight.bsky.social
Magic players of Bluesky, I require your assistance:

I want to make a mutate deck again, but I feel indecisive. Should I run Kotis or Otrimi as my commander?

#magicthegathering #mtg #commander #edh
Kotis, the Fangkeeper {1}{B}{G}{U} Legendary Creature - Zombie Warrior Indestructible Whenever Kotis deals combat damage to a player, exile the top X cards of their library, where X is the amount of damage dealt. You mag cast any number of spells with mana value X or less from among them without paying their mana costs. Power: 2, Toughness: 1 Art by Evyn Fong Otrimi, the Ever-Playful {3}{B}{G}{U} Legendary Creature - Nightmare Beast Mutate {1}{B}{G}{U} Trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card with mutate from your graveyard to your hand. Power: 6, Toughness: 6 Art by Victor Adame Minguez
October 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
epsiatnight.bsky.social
Picture of a tree in autumn, but the text says "I LOVE AUTISM!"
October 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Seaman?
AVGN's thumbnail from his video about the Seaman video game
September 16, 2025 at 9:58 AM
epsiatnight.bsky.social
I gave my Firbolg Druid a bit of a glow up :3
My Firbolg Circle of Stars Druid, Itri He's equiped with a Robe of Eyes, and a homebrew shield called the "Shield of Thorns"
September 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
epsiatnight.bsky.social
Anyway, aside from getting pissed off at our government, I'm reverse engineering the World Shaper precon because I just have a lot of stuff laying around (honest first time I've ever tried something like this)

These are (I think) some of the last cards I need
List of cards that I think I need to finish a deck I'm making: Creatures: Evendo Brushrazer Horizon Explorer Korvold, Fae-Cursed King Szarel, Genesis Shepherd The Gitrog Monster Famished Worldsire Sorceries: Planetary Annihilation Maybe Board: From the Ashes
August 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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"Ok, I just mailed Mullvad VPN the money to get my account activated, now I just gotta wait for a week or two and-"

"WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE USED MY CARD?!"
Me, completely not realizing I could have used my card to activate Mullvad VPN
August 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Chat, we're in business 😎
I successfully installed Linux Mint on my pc
August 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM