Eddie Presley
@epresley.bsky.social
https://shorturl.at/2SoOb (Amazon link)
Writer of Dark Fantasy, Gamer, Geek, Music, Art, Disney, Foodie, Often Inappropriate, Witchy, and Coming Of Age. He / Him, 🌈 LGBTQ+ 🏳️🌈
Writer of Dark Fantasy, Gamer, Geek, Music, Art, Disney, Foodie, Often Inappropriate, Witchy, and Coming Of Age. He / Him, 🌈 LGBTQ+ 🏳️🌈
It's a lukewarm take, but I personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyway. I also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber.
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It's a lukewarm take, but I personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyway. I also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Pretenders II - honorable mentions to Squeeze, the dB's, The Sound, X, Gang of Four, Echo and the Bunny Men, BOC, Grace Jones, The Go-Go's, Rush, and Japan.
Pretenders II - honorable mentions to Squeeze, the dB's, The Sound, X, Gang of Four, Echo and the Bunny Men, BOC, Grace Jones, The Go-Go's, Rush, and Japan.
November 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Pretenders II - honorable mentions to Squeeze, the dB's, The Sound, X, Gang of Four, Echo and the Bunny Men, BOC, Grace Jones, The Go-Go's, Rush, and Japan.
Pretenders II - honorable mentions to Squeeze, the dB's, The Sound, X, Gang of Four, Echo and the Bunny Men, BOC, Grace Jones, The Go-Go's, Rush, and Japan.
is your whole backpack full of lettuce?
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
is your whole backpack full of lettuce?
The classic artwork of John Buscema with inks by Alfredo Alcalá, 1976 - Savage Sword of Conan #16 - Pg.16. I looked forward to that every month as it came out. I collected all the Omnibus's up to the end of Roy Thomas's run. #Conan #Marvel #SavageSword
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The classic artwork of John Buscema with inks by Alfredo Alcalá, 1976 - Savage Sword of Conan #16 - Pg.16. I looked forward to that every month as it came out. I collected all the Omnibus's up to the end of Roy Thomas's run. #Conan #Marvel #SavageSword
I was never Jem and the Holograms, I was the Buggaloos... but I didn't like them much either.
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I was never Jem and the Holograms, I was the Buggaloos... but I didn't like them much either.
I do feel better after my prostate and bladder knife fight, and it gets a little better day by day, but there are still a few days where I feel like my lower belly is unravelling and my circulation is mere suggestion, but I move forward. Treats would be nice... just sayin'...
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I do feel better after my prostate and bladder knife fight, and it gets a little better day by day, but there are still a few days where I feel like my lower belly is unravelling and my circulation is mere suggestion, but I move forward. Treats would be nice... just sayin'...
I feel lousy today, but the car is serviced and groceries are bought. Push through when you have to; rest when you can.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I feel lousy today, but the car is serviced and groceries are bought. Push through when you have to; rest when you can.
Mr. Zurkon is bored.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Mr. Zurkon is bored.
He thought love was a burden, a thing to shield me from, but I was already burning long before he touched me. There was a night he wept into the crook of my name. Not loud. Not broken.
And I knew then he was not the storm, but the field after.
And I knew then he was not the storm, but the field after.
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
He thought love was a burden, a thing to shield me from, but I was already burning long before he touched me. There was a night he wept into the crook of my name. Not loud. Not broken.
And I knew then he was not the storm, but the field after.
And I knew then he was not the storm, but the field after.
Why am I here in Melbourne FL? Did I kill a busload of orphans with a rake in a past life? Why am I here? Why is anyone here?
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Why am I here in Melbourne FL? Did I kill a busload of orphans with a rake in a past life? Why am I here? Why is anyone here?
You can't spell advertisement without semen between the tits.
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
You can't spell advertisement without semen between the tits.
What's this 'conservative NY people need to move to FL' garbage? The last thing we need down here is more New York loudmouth MAGA people complaining about how it's SO not NY down here. Anything out of their mouths starts with, "I'm from NY so..." I would say move to TX, but no one deserves that.
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What's this 'conservative NY people need to move to FL' garbage? The last thing we need down here is more New York loudmouth MAGA people complaining about how it's SO not NY down here. Anything out of their mouths starts with, "I'm from NY so..." I would say move to TX, but no one deserves that.
It's hump day. Be humpy. For me, it's a rest after going back to work, still in recovery mode from surgery. It's fine sometimes. It's an asskicker at other times. Once I feel more interesting, I'll get back to interacting. It's been a few weeks, and I feel really out of the loop, but I see you!
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It's hump day. Be humpy. For me, it's a rest after going back to work, still in recovery mode from surgery. It's fine sometimes. It's an asskicker at other times. Once I feel more interesting, I'll get back to interacting. It's been a few weeks, and I feel really out of the loop, but I see you!
Clean this mess up, or else we'll all end up in jail. Those test tubes and the scale, just get it all out of here. Is there gas in the car? Yes, there's gas in the car. I think the people down the hall know who you are because the man is wise. You are still an outlaw in their eyes...
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Clean this mess up, or else we'll all end up in jail. Those test tubes and the scale, just get it all out of here. Is there gas in the car? Yes, there's gas in the car. I think the people down the hall know who you are because the man is wise. You are still an outlaw in their eyes...
My gut feeling on AI? The current version that has been plopped on us will undergo a significant revision that will become the default way we interact with computers, mobile devices, and apps. Kids 20 years from now will be like, All you did with it is make terrible art? You're old grandpa!
October 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My gut feeling on AI? The current version that has been plopped on us will undergo a significant revision that will become the default way we interact with computers, mobile devices, and apps. Kids 20 years from now will be like, All you did with it is make terrible art? You're old grandpa!
Then it happened—brief, breathless, a moment suspended in amber. The warmth, the softness, the impossible firmness. The taste of skin and something like salt and summer. It wasn’t about knowing what to do, but about doing. About feeling. About knowing, in a way deeper than words, that this was real.
October 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Then it happened—brief, breathless, a moment suspended in amber. The warmth, the softness, the impossible firmness. The taste of skin and something like salt and summer. It wasn’t about knowing what to do, but about doing. About feeling. About knowing, in a way deeper than words, that this was real.
Re-watched This is Spinal Tap 4K from Criterion. It's a string of bits that were quoted endlessly by my little college group. The interesting thing was that each bit had a line in it that we repeated. We did the entire movie. Does it hold up? Sure... Its naivety as an improv'd movie is still funny.
October 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Re-watched This is Spinal Tap 4K from Criterion. It's a string of bits that were quoted endlessly by my little college group. The interesting thing was that each bit had a line in it that we repeated. We did the entire movie. Does it hold up? Sure... Its naivety as an improv'd movie is still funny.
October 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Picked up my CVS meds, craved some chocolate, picked mini twix, and the person ringing me up had me pull out my meds receipt, plucked off a 25% off coupon, told me to do a buy-one-get-one-for-$1, and with $10 in rewards, I left with $15 of chocolate for $5. So craving smashed. #CVS #Chocolate
October 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Picked up my CVS meds, craved some chocolate, picked mini twix, and the person ringing me up had me pull out my meds receipt, plucked off a 25% off coupon, told me to do a buy-one-get-one-for-$1, and with $10 in rewards, I left with $15 of chocolate for $5. So craving smashed. #CVS #Chocolate