Eponymus
@eponymus.bsky.social
Budding anachronism; the Pagliacci of wizards; a firm and expected 'pass'
(he/him)
Virtue signals:
🧙🏼♂️ 🐉 🪄 🔮 🦇🎲
Virtue Beacons of Minas Tirith:
🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇻🇪 🇨🇦
(he/him)
Virtue signals:
🧙🏼♂️ 🐉 🪄 🔮 🦇🎲
Virtue Beacons of Minas Tirith:
🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇻🇪 🇨🇦
Dick Cheney was a monstrosity of a human being, gtfo with this garbage
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Dick Cheney was a monstrosity of a human being, gtfo with this garbage
my literal covered wagon got here in 4 days and I chose the free shipping option
and I don't live anywhere near a wagon dealer
and I don't live anywhere near a wagon dealer
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
my literal covered wagon got here in 4 days and I chose the free shipping option
and I don't live anywhere near a wagon dealer
and I don't live anywhere near a wagon dealer
the rich are so cooked we could eat em
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
the rich are so cooked we could eat em
"your move, zohran," he whispered before pocketing his phone and returning to the eyes wide shut party but it's furries in nixon masks
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"your move, zohran," he whispered before pocketing his phone and returning to the eyes wide shut party but it's furries in nixon masks
yo that lady is lit up from the shit up
October 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
yo that lady is lit up from the shit up
your dollars are directly funding boomerism
October 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
your dollars are directly funding boomerism
had sex with the entire city of dallas as i recall
October 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
had sex with the entire city of dallas as i recall
"imagine how cool this will look once humans can fly!"
[jumps off roof]
[jumps off roof]
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"imagine how cool this will look once humans can fly!"
[jumps off roof]
[jumps off roof]
Between Crown of Candy and Cloudward, Ho! lies the full spectrum of best-faith, consistent game rules adjudication styles - masterclass, indeed!
October 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Between Crown of Candy and Cloudward, Ho! lies the full spectrum of best-faith, consistent game rules adjudication styles - masterclass, indeed!
Absolutely brimming with stellar examples of:
a) rad endgame homebrew mechanics [gotch fam nat 20 rules, spell table rolls, etc]
b) flexible adjudication consistently prioritizing story without undermining dice [d10 -> d4 inspo swap, flash denial]
c) liberal runway for in-turn PC self-narration
a) rad endgame homebrew mechanics [gotch fam nat 20 rules, spell table rolls, etc]
b) flexible adjudication consistently prioritizing story without undermining dice [d10 -> d4 inspo swap, flash denial]
c) liberal runway for in-turn PC self-narration
October 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Absolutely brimming with stellar examples of:
a) rad endgame homebrew mechanics [gotch fam nat 20 rules, spell table rolls, etc]
b) flexible adjudication consistently prioritizing story without undermining dice [d10 -> d4 inspo swap, flash denial]
c) liberal runway for in-turn PC self-narration
a) rad endgame homebrew mechanics [gotch fam nat 20 rules, spell table rolls, etc]
b) flexible adjudication consistently prioritizing story without undermining dice [d10 -> d4 inspo swap, flash denial]
c) liberal runway for in-turn PC self-narration
there's clowns and then there's fucking clowns, gang
October 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
there's clowns and then there's fucking clowns, gang
you're trying too hard to establish reasonable doubt here when what you should be doing is using your basic judgment
every single person with a nazi tattoo is either a nazi or an idiot who unwittingly asked that the symbol for "scum of the earth" be drawn on them permanently
both are disqualifying
every single person with a nazi tattoo is either a nazi or an idiot who unwittingly asked that the symbol for "scum of the earth" be drawn on them permanently
both are disqualifying
October 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
you're trying too hard to establish reasonable doubt here when what you should be doing is using your basic judgment
every single person with a nazi tattoo is either a nazi or an idiot who unwittingly asked that the symbol for "scum of the earth" be drawn on them permanently
both are disqualifying
every single person with a nazi tattoo is either a nazi or an idiot who unwittingly asked that the symbol for "scum of the earth" be drawn on them permanently
both are disqualifying
lol get fucked you sanctimonious twat.
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
lol get fucked you sanctimonious twat.
no no, it's unions that suck, not this
October 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
no no, it's unions that suck, not this
knowing seattle, this is 100% unironically about ice
October 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
knowing seattle, this is 100% unironically about ice