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Sam
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January 7, 2026 at 11:49 PM
January 4, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Players gonna play.
January 4, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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the photographer was definitely like, "ok everybody, look tough!" but we know they're all just reading tweets with their arms crossed in a country club dining room divided up by bedsheets tacked to the beams
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
No offense to you Mays. Just why buy a Rolex and go halfway?
January 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
any Rolex with a rubber strap should launched into the sun
January 4, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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Also: I don't see how any intelligent and lucid person could watch this press conference and conclude that the president of the United States has anywhere near sufficient cognitive ability to properly execute the duties of his office.
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
These small dick assholes are beyond the pale.
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM