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Level 20 Commoner
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Beets, barley, beans, etc. Gave your dad his first quest. Once saw a kobold.

Nobleman, swerve.

Vladislav Bebaydonhirtmiy
"But what if I want to stand in the back and heal?"

Play Overwatch, Mercy exists.

"I want to be good for more than just my ultimate!"

Don't worry, your team will run away from Luna ultimate, no one notices.

"They're playing triple tank"

Well shit.
March 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"But shouldn't I stand in the back and heal?"

Your team will be fine.

"But I have bad aim!"

That's what clap is for.

"I can't wall ride"

Look the guide isn't perfect.
March 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I was honestly surprised; I'd pretty much expected another sort of tired Fantasy Trope anime. And while there's elements of that (especially towards the last cluster of episodes) I found it overall very heartfelt. I like the sentimentality and romanticism of it.
March 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Remember those "Maya predicted the world would end in 2012" thijgs
That was incorrect, 2012 was not the end of our world,but the birth of a new one.

We're locked in its sub-basemenl, forgotten and dry-rotting.
March 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
For exta effect, toss a little fresh ginger in there. It's like turning the garden hose to full blast
March 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I suspect the world cares more about the genocide we're funding and arming and supporting, more than which psychopath is doing so.
January 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Biden just gave Israel another eight billion yesterday, you manbunned dork.
January 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I think the genocide you spent a year cheering and supporting and voting for probably matters more.

But I guess seeing some dude's feet on Pelosi's desk bothers you more.
January 4, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Always makes me giggle that these guys think communists are anti-gun. C'mon. Read a book. We use the things plenty!
December 19, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I don't think the segregationist famed for talking about how surprised he was a black political opponent could speak and didn't stink, and who has spent a year arming and promoting a genocide actually thinks "white supremacists are bad" but aite. Soothe yourself I guess.
December 19, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Actually it's due to the fact that liberals are inherently fascists and will always side with / become reactionaries in order to preserve capital and status. No one's real worried with "winning them over," because they've already decided a side.
December 19, 2024 at 12:24 AM
We call this "cope," it's what happens when someone - such as yourself - realize you've carved your child's genitals into a shape that you personally find sexually aesthetic, and then try to come up with post ipso facto reasons for why that's okay.
December 19, 2024 at 12:18 AM
And having your child's nipples and surrounding tissue removed in a mastectomy will entirely prevent breast cancer.

Might as well dig around in there and carve out the appendix and tonsils before they can be a problem too. Extract those wisdom teeth before they can start coming in!
December 19, 2024 at 12:14 AM
It makes a lot more sense when you realize Elon Musk is a big ol' idiot with no concept that gobs of money won't solve everything.
October 17, 2024 at 3:36 PM