Epic Fried Rice
@epicfriedrice.bsky.social
I don’t sell fried rice.
Trying to justify an €800 skirt when it’s just gonna be stained with poop, puke, pee, breastmilk, and dog fur.
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Trying to justify an €800 skirt when it’s just gonna be stained with poop, puke, pee, breastmilk, and dog fur.
I should be sleeping but just wanted to steal some time to be on my own
October 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I should be sleeping but just wanted to steal some time to be on my own
there’s something luxurious about making quince jam at midnight after pumping your breasts empty
October 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
there’s something luxurious about making quince jam at midnight after pumping your breasts empty
ahhhh germany….
October 14, 2025 at 7:52 AM
ahhhh germany….
Possibly the first good night’s sleep I’ve had since the baby
October 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Possibly the first good night’s sleep I’ve had since the baby
Is it postpartum or my normal depression lol
September 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Is it postpartum or my normal depression lol
Week 38 and the apartment still looks like this 🥲
August 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Week 38 and the apartment still looks like this 🥲
Please stay in there for another week
August 20, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Please stay in there for another week
Why do I have to deal with this shit
August 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Why do I have to deal with this shit
Just like clockwork, I’m awake at 5am again….
August 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Just like clockwork, I’m awake at 5am again….
THEY RUINED MY GUNNI OMANN SIDEBOARD
August 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
THEY RUINED MY GUNNI OMANN SIDEBOARD
why is my dog like that
July 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
why is my dog like that
spilling tea on our husbands‘ exes with my MIL was a welcomed activity on my agenda this morning
July 29, 2025 at 7:26 AM
spilling tea on our husbands‘ exes with my MIL was a welcomed activity on my agenda this morning
Packing in this heat is torture
July 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Packing in this heat is torture
My dog starts crying when I put on makeup 😂
July 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My dog starts crying when I put on makeup 😂
we‘re always rushing to get a place to stay
June 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
we‘re always rushing to get a place to stay
my dog is a city boy and doesn’t know what to do in the countryside lol
June 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
my dog is a city boy and doesn’t know what to do in the countryside lol
Halved the sugar in the recipe and it’s still too sweet
May 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Halved the sugar in the recipe and it’s still too sweet
Finally t-shirt and shorts weather (for a day at least)
May 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Finally t-shirt and shorts weather (for a day at least)
Trying to convince the husband that even a tool room can be made nice
May 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Trying to convince the husband that even a tool room can be made nice
Is she chic or is she just skinny and tall
May 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Is she chic or is she just skinny and tall
Everyone south of us is complaining about the heatwave and… we still have 8C max on Sunday. Sweden, where’s my spring
May 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Everyone south of us is complaining about the heatwave and… we still have 8C max on Sunday. Sweden, where’s my spring
parents need to stop using their kids as therapists
April 14, 2025 at 9:56 AM
parents need to stop using their kids as therapists
They also do make in Europe but with Chinese labour. So really, these designer labels can go eat shit
I’m loving Chinese manufacturers airing luxury brand’s dirty laundry on TikTok.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]
April 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
They also do make in Europe but with Chinese labour. So really, these designer labels can go eat shit