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A tortoiseshell cat is all twisted and flipped over, front legs in the air, doing a big screm (not actually loud)
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Pound’er eese meal? I hard know ‘er eese meal!
A screenshot of the above skeet by Mollz @dopestatistics.bsky.social The images in the skeet are thumbnails, so for the first one it just reads “Pounder eese Meal” because the beginning of each line got cut off.
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Dr. Pimple is calling from Pac-Man
Transcription "Good morning this message is for Molly. This is O Sabi calling from Dr. pimple's office from Pac-Man. Please give me a call when you listen this message. My number is
October 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Fuck off! I will not participate in studies involving AI, my whole genome, or anything else sketchy.

Your study is bad and you should feel bad.
UBC Sexual Health Research Study Lynch, Kelsey 11:06 AM Hello, Thank you for participating i... me 11:13 AM to Kelsey, denisewz... I will never participate in any study using Al.
October 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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fucking KILLED IT!!!!

Literally the only thing I checked was the first one: “heard of AI”

aipuritytest.org
The Official Tina Zone Al Purity Test The Al Purity Test is a voluntary self-assessment developed by Tina Tarighian. It provides participants with a structured opportunity to reflect on the evolution of their interactions with artificial intelligence over time. Caution: this is not a bucket list. Completion of all items on this test will likely result in death. Your score: 99
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Oh darn. It was off. These were my settings when i just checked.
Energy Saver Battery Turn display off after: 1 min 15 min 1 hr [the bar is selected halfway between the 1min and 15min marks] Put hard disks to sleep when possible Slightly dim the display while on battery power Enable Power Nap while on battery power While sleeping, your Mac can periodically check for new email, calendar, and other iCloud updates Battery is charged.
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Post reads: Odd Thomas... @to... • 8/7/2023 This terrible person joined and was like "Heyoo!" and we collectively told her to fuck off so she hasn't posted in 2 weeks. Photo in post is screenshot of a bluesky profile, reading: Mary Talley Bowden MD @mdbreathe.bsky.socia 36 followers 111 following 56 posts Censored, defamed, retaliated against for advocating early RX. Treated 5500+ with COVID. Suing FDA for lying to public about ivermectin. @ Account muted by Anti-vaxxers & Medical Disinfo Pinned tweet on profile in photo reads: Mary Talley Bowden MD @mdbreathe.bsky.social - 13d Stop the shots. Per CDC, you don't need more than 3. If you haven't had any, keep it that way. Reply to Odd Thomas’s post reads: NotZenYet @notze... • 8/7/2023 I would like to know who gave her a code so we know who else to preemptively block Bottom of post reads: to preemptively block Three replies follow, reading: Odd Thomas... @to... • 8/7/2023 It was emily miller the right wing "journalist" emily miller @emilymiller... • 1mo You oppose free speech in your little bubble here? Memento (Spooky) Morty... @mementomorty.osky.social Did it take you 2 years to write that reply September 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
October 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Don’t worry I’m good
Homeland Security @homelandgov.bsky.social • User Blocked by "Far right accounts"
October 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Okay so, my out of network benefit for PT is supposedly 60%. My PT is definitely out of network - they only take L&I, auto, and Medicare. I am on Regence through my employer.

How the FUCK is there a “negotiated rate” for an out of network provider. You negotiated nothing. The rate did not change.
Claim Summary Amount billed Total amount your provider billed for the care you received in this claim. $220.00 Your discounted rate The amount you saved after applying the rate we've negotiated with your provider. $102.53 Amount Regence paid Total amount of the bill that Regence paid. $61.52 Amount you may owe Total amount you owe your provider for the care received in this claim. It may include any deductible you need to meet, coinsurance or copay you pay toward care. (You may have already paid all or part of this amount at your visit.) $158.48
October 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Screenshot of a Garfield comic strip, but with Garfield removed. First panel: Garfield’s owner (jon??) says to an empty space, “life is passing you by” Second panel: he is now saying to the empty space “every moment you lie there us another one you’ll never have back, you know” Third panel: he is sitting silently with a vacant look in his eyes.
October 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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The most cop ass motherfucker I have ever seen was shown on surveillance footage from the WA state capitol in Olympia.

He fucking *walks* like a cop, his hat is covering his cop ass short haircut, he is in extremely plain, unidentifiable clothing, walks around doing some random superficial damage..
An image of a guy who looks like a cop is dressed up very plain as to be unidentifiable in the most basic ass cop shit they could think of: blue jeans, black t-shirt, black hat with no logo, white sneakers with no logo, no color, no stripes. He is walking down a hallway looking for things to smash. The text overlaying the image is as follows: KIRO 7 News 3h Full story: nttps://www.kiro/.com/news/ local/governor-says-historic-state-reception-room-damaged-capitol-break-in/ QMYWIXYGAVFWXCOWLNLX4LYSNI/. #Washington #Capitol #Olympia #new #kiro7 The cop looking guy on the security footage on KIRO 7 News is pulling down one of those fancy velvet ropes attached to poles they put around statues and other artwork - do they have a name? I can’t remember. He is in a HUGE marble foyer with a massive marble staircase. It’s the inside of the WA State Capitol building.
October 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Okay well if you don’t want tits, how about some puns?
Molly 3m • @epinymph When you take your PPE off after a long day of posting it's called masto-doff Deeny(they/them) geraldinepiche When you break the terms of service, its called a mastodont 3h
October 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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I told a former PT that he was right when he said I may have “a touch of the rheumatism” 6-7 years ago. Looked up his new clinic, emailed him and explained all that has transpired to get my diagnosis.

This was his response which is so funny to me the way he asks for a google review 😂
[REDACTED] 11:18 AM to me Hi Molly, So good to hear from you. I am glad you were able to eventually navigate and get that diagnosed. The average time it takes between symptoms and diagnosis for rheumatic conditions is 10 years, to take heart, these things take time to figure out. Thanks for working with me, and let me know if you need anything from me in the future. If you want to do a Google review for me, you can here. https://g.page/r/[REDACTED]
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I did a little art class today with my partner and it was so fun!

These little guys will get pupils drawn on and then coated in resin and backed with a magnet.

Not pictured: hot dog.

Class taught by @justlittleguys__ on IG

www.instagram.com/justlittlegu...
Some little colorful clay objects, each one with a cute little smile and big eyeballs. There is a pink bong, a green pot leaf, a red tomato, a purple toilet, and a hitachi magic wand.
September 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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This is what the slide from the meeting says (stolen from someone else’s post), which is INDIVIDUAL decision-making, not shared clinical decision-making. Hmmm
COVID-19 Vaccines - Vote #4 The pediatric and adult immunization schedules for administration of FDA-approved COVID-19 vaccines should be updated as follows: • Adults 65 and older: Vaccination based on individual-based decision- making* • Individuals 6 months to 64 years: Vaccination based on individual-based decision-making-with an emphasis that the risk-benefit of vaccination is most favorable for individuals who are at an increased risk for severe COVID-19 disease and lowest for individuals who are not at an increased risk, according to the CDC list of COVID-19 risk factors.
September 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Don’t even try. She’s not here for hookups.
Screenshot of a bluesky profile. [ampersand symbol as avatar] Kathy C @kcc1018.bsky.social 2.6K followers 1.1K following 2.7K posts Retired Democrat who loves this country, music & movies, stays active taking care of her sweet yorkie 'Bella' Not here for hookups, NO MAGA's, NO DM's, chats will be ignored - just here to express opinions and make comments on the news of the day. [the words “not here for hookups” are highlighted by me]
September 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Oh boy. This is gonna be a constant thing on our board this year.
Screenshot of text messages TC: I can't tell who is responding except Molly. Any way to identify? JA: You need to have our number saved as contacts in your phone. You can find the full list in the community contact list (But this is: [redacted]) Screenshot of text messages SP: Woo-hoo! Do people like calendar invites? Me: YES TC: You mean those things we just click on and it adds to our calendar?
September 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Screenshot of a thread of skeets. First skeet reads: My shortbread is delicious. Also, I burned my mouth and the shortbread needs to cool. But it's pretty good. I'm gonna try a different thing next time. Then the thread is collapsed and the next skeet it shows is: But hairy toes. And the next and final skeet: It's a normal amount of toe hair.
September 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Huehuehue NICE
Today 7:50 PM Your authentication code is 420269
September 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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It’s not vampire or superhero capes. Theirs is the floral one, made from a vintage fabric, and mine is the red one, a vintage cape.
An open-front cape with a hood made from a lovely fall harvest colored floral embroidery on a cream fabric. I believe it’s a vintage upholstery fabric. It is short in the front and long in the back, with a tied string in the front across the chest. A maroon cape with large gold-toned buttons. The fabric is wool and has a lovely drape despite being thick. It looks a bit sophisticated grandma-ish. The vibe it gives is that the wearer would certainly be wearing perfume, although I most certainly will not.
September 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Jesus christ people, pull the stick out of your ass.

Me saying I wouldnt do anything to stop someone ******* trump and people like him - seriously??

Go tell mommy i hurt your feelings 🙄
noreply 2:48 PM to me Hi there, A Bluesky account you control (@epi-nymph.bsky.social) posted content that violates our Community Guidelines regarding violent or threatening speech. This includes, but is not limited to, the following: • Threats of violence or physical harm: This includes threats or encouragement of violence against individuals, groups, institutions, or the general public. • Incitement of self-harm or suicide: Content that encourages self-harm or suicide. • Wishes of harm: Expressions of a desire for harm directed at a specific person or group.
August 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Oh my god, vance is like “god forbid theres a teeny weeny widdle accident….”

thehill.com/homenews/adm...
Vice President Vance said in a new interview that President Trump is in “incredibly good health," but he is prepared to step in as commander in chief if needed. “Yes, terrible tragedies happen," Vance told USA Today. "But I feel very confident the president of the United States is in good shape, is going to serve out the remainder of his term and do great things for the American people. “And if, God forbid, there's a terrible tragedy, I can't think of better on-the-job training than what l've gotten over the last 200 days," Vance added.
August 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Oh I forgot the image 🤦🏼
Instead, Robertson said, voters are distracted by the political noise of President Donald Trump's policies, while the real drivers of grocery sticker shock-labor shortages and tariffs-continue to tighten their grip. Deportations have thinned fields and stripped farms of undocumented workers, who "overwhelmingly" make up the agricultural workforce. At the same time, new tariffs on staples like tomatoes, coffee, and orange juice are pushing up costs on imports, leaving few affordable alternatives.
August 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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So I guess technically its only for immune compromised status?? Not all high risk factors? But still.

www.cdc.gov/covid/hcp/va...
Self-attestation of immunocompromised status People can self-attest to their moderately or severely immunocompromised status and receive COVID-19 vaccine doses wherever vaccines are offered. Vaccinators should not deny COVID-19 vaccination to a person due to lack of documentation.
August 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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My hypochondriac ass got diagnosed with hyperparathyroidism today, and the irony of this being on the list of symptoms is just absolutely incredible. The vindication is unbeatable.
A list of symptoms. One is circled and reads: “Frequent complaints of illness with no clear cause”.
August 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM