Ephemeral Rift
@ephemeralrift1.bsky.social
Full bio: https://ephemeralrift.com/about/
Making videos was fun for the past 14 years.
But nothing beats the high of writing.
While I’ve been doing it since October, I’ve been more locked in over the past week, spending 6 hours a day writing/editing.
This is my true calling. YouTube was… just a warmup I guess 😂🤷♂️
But nothing beats the high of writing.
While I’ve been doing it since October, I’ve been more locked in over the past week, spending 6 hours a day writing/editing.
This is my true calling. YouTube was… just a warmup I guess 😂🤷♂️
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Making videos was fun for the past 14 years.
But nothing beats the high of writing.
While I’ve been doing it since October, I’ve been more locked in over the past week, spending 6 hours a day writing/editing.
This is my true calling. YouTube was… just a warmup I guess 😂🤷♂️
But nothing beats the high of writing.
While I’ve been doing it since October, I’ve been more locked in over the past week, spending 6 hours a day writing/editing.
This is my true calling. YouTube was… just a warmup I guess 😂🤷♂️
“The Margaret & Corvus Book of Sex”
YouTube video by Ephemeral Rift
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December 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I can’t help myself 😂. I think it started off at like 15-20k back in October? I can’t remember now.
I gotta stop though seriously or this will never get published but I’m having so much fun !!!! 😂
I gotta stop though seriously or this will never get published but I’m having so much fun !!!! 😂
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I can’t help myself 😂. I think it started off at like 15-20k back in October? I can’t remember now.
I gotta stop though seriously or this will never get published but I’m having so much fun !!!! 😂
I gotta stop though seriously or this will never get published but I’m having so much fun !!!! 😂
The 5 hour ChatGPT sesh I had on Dec 4 to create the "AI Does My Recap" video about being "too busy" to do the recap myself (my prompts are intact, but ChatGPT's have been summarized)
ephemeralrift.com/a-recap-of-the…
ephemeralrift.com/a-recap-of-the…
https://ephemeralrift.com/a-recap-of-the…
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The 5 hour ChatGPT sesh I had on Dec 4 to create the "AI Does My Recap" video about being "too busy" to do the recap myself (my prompts are intact, but ChatGPT's have been summarized)
ephemeralrift.com/a-recap-of-the…
ephemeralrift.com/a-recap-of-the…
New blog entry on my website: ephemeralrift.com/i-made-my-el...
I Made My Eldritch AI Slave Do My December 3rd Manuscript Recap! – Ephemeral Rift
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December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
New blog entry on my website: ephemeralrift.com/i-made-my-el...
I Made My Eldritch AI Slave Do My December 3rd Manuscript Recap!
YouTube video by Ephemeral Rift
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December 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
IT’S THE WEEKEND MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!
YouTube video by Ephemeral Rift
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November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Today’s video on the extinction of ASMR creators will be a bit late, close to 5PM EST or so, hopefully sooner though!
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Today’s video on the extinction of ASMR creators will be a bit late, close to 5PM EST or so, hopefully sooner though!
YES!!! Thank you, my AI overlord. I'm glad what I've added to my manuscript is a brand new take on an existing trope (which was never my intent, just ended up that way), and more importantly: may never have been done before.
ephemeralrift.com/eureka-i-thi...
ephemeralrift.com/eureka-i-thi...
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
YES!!! Thank you, my AI overlord. I'm glad what I've added to my manuscript is a brand new take on an existing trope (which was never my intent, just ended up that way), and more importantly: may never have been done before.
ephemeralrift.com/eureka-i-thi...
ephemeralrift.com/eureka-i-thi...
My book now has 27,950 words, lol! Though it’s not one continuous work.
In comparison: The Old Man and the Sea, Animal Farm, Of Mice and Men, are all about 26-30k!
Maybe I do have a novella in me after all…. 🤔
we’ll find out for sure once this thing is done
In comparison: The Old Man and the Sea, Animal Farm, Of Mice and Men, are all about 26-30k!
Maybe I do have a novella in me after all…. 🤔
we’ll find out for sure once this thing is done
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My book now has 27,950 words, lol! Though it’s not one continuous work.
In comparison: The Old Man and the Sea, Animal Farm, Of Mice and Men, are all about 26-30k!
Maybe I do have a novella in me after all…. 🤔
we’ll find out for sure once this thing is done
In comparison: The Old Man and the Sea, Animal Farm, Of Mice and Men, are all about 26-30k!
Maybe I do have a novella in me after all…. 🤔
we’ll find out for sure once this thing is done
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It’s that time of the year again! Mass destruction of turkeys so we can enjoy some stupid holiday where we get together as a family ONCE A YEAR to pretend everything is great, while many family members hate being there but show up because they have to😂
Society is fucking weird.
Society is fucking weird.
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It’s that time of the year again! Mass destruction of turkeys so we can enjoy some stupid holiday where we get together as a family ONCE A YEAR to pretend everything is great, while many family members hate being there but show up because they have to😂
Society is fucking weird.
Society is fucking weird.
Just wanted to share a sentence that will NOT be in my book:
“Her massive scrotum dragged behind her, crumbling the hot asphalt beneath its leathery skin as she whipped her 13 foot katana-tipped penis back & forth in the air, decapitating the zealots, and pushing ever forward.”
“Her massive scrotum dragged behind her, crumbling the hot asphalt beneath its leathery skin as she whipped her 13 foot katana-tipped penis back & forth in the air, decapitating the zealots, and pushing ever forward.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Just wanted to share a sentence that will NOT be in my book:
“Her massive scrotum dragged behind her, crumbling the hot asphalt beneath its leathery skin as she whipped her 13 foot katana-tipped penis back & forth in the air, decapitating the zealots, and pushing ever forward.”
“Her massive scrotum dragged behind her, crumbling the hot asphalt beneath its leathery skin as she whipped her 13 foot katana-tipped penis back & forth in the air, decapitating the zealots, and pushing ever forward.”
🤡🤝🤡
left: old mentally ill ape cosplaying as the representative of an imaginary god
right: Conan O’Brien, coward & bootlicker (somehow managed to win the Mark Twain award for humor 🤣)
Both spitting in the faces of religious victims!
left: old mentally ill ape cosplaying as the representative of an imaginary god
right: Conan O’Brien, coward & bootlicker (somehow managed to win the Mark Twain award for humor 🤣)
Both spitting in the faces of religious victims!
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
🤡🤝🤡
left: old mentally ill ape cosplaying as the representative of an imaginary god
right: Conan O’Brien, coward & bootlicker (somehow managed to win the Mark Twain award for humor 🤣)
Both spitting in the faces of religious victims!
left: old mentally ill ape cosplaying as the representative of an imaginary god
right: Conan O’Brien, coward & bootlicker (somehow managed to win the Mark Twain award for humor 🤣)
Both spitting in the faces of religious victims!
I keep fuckong forgetting I have this account. Lol
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I keep fuckong forgetting I have this account. Lol
Excluding kids and corpses! Iggy’s above that, unlike democrats and republicans.
Iggy's final form!
Also, I coined another word (that makes 3 now, including Splentastic and Pheldritchnomenal): Panexistisexual, meaning: a being capable of having sex with anything in existence, fact or fiction, concrete or abstract.
Also, I coined another word (that makes 3 now, including Splentastic and Pheldritchnomenal): Panexistisexual, meaning: a being capable of having sex with anything in existence, fact or fiction, concrete or abstract.
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Excluding kids and corpses! Iggy’s above that, unlike democrats and republicans.
Iggy's final form!
Also, I coined another word (that makes 3 now, including Splentastic and Pheldritchnomenal): Panexistisexual, meaning: a being capable of having sex with anything in existence, fact or fiction, concrete or abstract.
Also, I coined another word (that makes 3 now, including Splentastic and Pheldritchnomenal): Panexistisexual, meaning: a being capable of having sex with anything in existence, fact or fiction, concrete or abstract.
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Iggy's final form!
Also, I coined another word (that makes 3 now, including Splentastic and Pheldritchnomenal): Panexistisexual, meaning: a being capable of having sex with anything in existence, fact or fiction, concrete or abstract.
Also, I coined another word (that makes 3 now, including Splentastic and Pheldritchnomenal): Panexistisexual, meaning: a being capable of having sex with anything in existence, fact or fiction, concrete or abstract.
Premiering today (November 7) at 2PM EST will be the return of a certain I individual whose lore will expand in the most absurd way yet! 😈 😏
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Premiering today (November 7) at 2PM EST will be the return of a certain I individual whose lore will expand in the most absurd way yet! 😈 😏
no, I’m at WAR with the universe! 😂 😂 😂
I gotta turn that into a poem
I gotta turn that into a poem
I’m in a battle with the universe over who can make the better art.
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
no, I’m at WAR with the universe! 😂 😂 😂
I gotta turn that into a poem
I gotta turn that into a poem
I’m in a battle with the universe over who can make the better art.
October 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’m in a battle with the universe over who can make the better art.
I swear sometimes the universe is like “oh yea Paul? Well I can make cool art too. look!”
youtube.com/shorts/UFN45...
youtube.com/shorts/UFN45...
Def not on my “Things the Universe’ll Surprise You With for the 1st Time at 54 Years Old” bingo card
YouTube video by Ephemeral Rift
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October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I swear sometimes the universe is like “oh yea Paul? Well I can make cool art too. look!”
youtube.com/shorts/UFN45...
youtube.com/shorts/UFN45...
I hate to admit it, since I hate everyone and everything, but Park Eun-bin’s performance is one of the best and more enjoyable ones.
October 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I hate to admit it, since I hate everyone and everything, but Park Eun-bin’s performance is one of the best and more enjoyable ones.