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He/Him. Gerald Ford died on his toilet.
Gregg's face.
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
man movies.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
We should probably protect Rosetti if Tim is going after judges now.
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My best friend bought me the plaster mold of OJ’s face that was stolen from the set of the first Naked Gun movie. I feel a little weird owning something that was on the face of the 2nd greatest running back in NFL history.
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Murderer.
November 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
October 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
October 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
October 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Fuck you, BM.
October 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
They better issue a correction.
September 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
September 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hey guys!

If you thought Blues Brothers 2000 was hilarious at normal speed, try it on 2x.

That's 2x the laughter.
2x the fun.

Rubber Biscuit anyone?
September 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
September 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
September 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Happy 32nd birthday to ‘In Utero.’ The sounds on that album influenced just about every aspect of my life. I often think about this mic configuration used for Kurt’s vocals. L-R: EV RE20, LOMO 19 9a, and Sennheiser 421. Fuck. To have been a fly on the wall for that session. RIP Kurt and Steve.
September 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
September 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“Why did Robert Redford stick his cock in a jar of Newman’s own tomato sauce?…well they were friends for fifty years! You think he’s going to stick his cock in a competitor’s sauce?”
September 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’m convinced they wrote the blood clot angle in the storyline to shoehorn some Kindergarten Cop references. Then to throw Kim Delgado in the mix later. Wonderful wonderful as Lawrence Welk used to say.
September 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
September 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Saturday.
September 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
These visitors should not be feared. They simply came to earth to meet the curator of the Victorville Film Archive, Mr. Gregg Turkington and borrow a copy of Steven Spielberg's classic: 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' 1977 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 2h 15m.
August 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I wonder what he thought of the Popcorn Spotlight segment. Either way, RIP to one of the greats of Hollywood. I’m sure he’s watching plenty of five baggers in the afterlife. Which is still more than Tim could watch in this life.
August 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
August 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM