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Eoin Wenger
@eoinwenger.bsky.social
Pronounced “Owen”
Comedy person | NYC
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Days like today are fun because that’s when you find out who in your friend group thinks they could successfully live on the run.
December 9, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Sounds like someone was jealous of that turkey…
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Dec 2
President Joe Biden announced Sunday that he has pardoned his son Hunter Biden, who faced sentencing this month on gun crime and tax convictions, marking a reversal as he prepares to leave office.

Read the president’s full statement about the pardon.
READ: Statement from President Joe Biden announcing the pardon of his son Hunter Biden | CNN Politics
President Joe Biden announced Sunday that he has pardoned his son Hunter Biden, who faced sentencing this month on gun crime and tax convictions, marking a reversal as he prepares to leave office.
www.cnn.com
December 2, 2024 at 2:33 AM
How did y’all think Santa could afford that commute?
November 25, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Adultery is no longer a crime in New York.

Fortunately, arson still is.
November 23, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I guess it has apeel
November 21, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Maybe his daytime talk show host will kick in.

“YOU GET HEALTHCARE. AND YOU GET HEALTHCARE.”
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Nov 19
President-elect Donald Trump has picked Dr. Mehmet Oz to serve as the administrator for the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services. cnn.it/3CB8lpY
November 19, 2024 at 10:31 PM
At least until they run out of fuel.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Nov 18
Spirit Airlines says it will continue flying as it files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. Monday's announcement follows years of losses and a failed merger attempt for the low-cost carrier.
Spirit Airlines files for bankruptcy protection but plans to keep flying
Spirit Airlines says it will continue flying as it files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. Monday's announcement follows years of losses and a failed merger attempt for the low-cost carrier.
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November 18, 2024 at 7:34 PM
I thought long and hard about what my first post on this app was going to be. I guess I was just paranoid that I was going to f
November 17, 2024 at 11:01 PM