You’ve got to be fkn kidding me

Honestly ,how many times are his desperate PR team going to tease his possible return to POTC when Disney are so done with his shit.

The desperation of his PR team trying to convince the public that he still has sex appeal via leaking bullshit articles like this is laughable. Brain is cooked, looks ruined and his dick doesn’t work any more 👎 #JohnnyDeppisaWifeBeater

The outlandish bullshit lies he told that people believed! ‘I headbutted her accidentally while restraining her’. ‘ I admitted to things I hadn’t really done just to placate her’. ‘Someone else sent those texts from my phone not me’. Lying POS 😡

It is bewildering and frustrating that he has lasted this long, but I guess every day he remains gives him fresh opportunity to demonstrate to the world that he’s a self destructive, brain fried, box office bomb making shit artist clusterfuck wife beating pile of stink. #johnnydeppisawifebeater

I left there and immediately followed you here 😁

Someone recently asked me if I was scared living on my own and had to stop myself bursting out laughing and saying “I’ve never felt safer in my life not having a man in my house “ 😂

This guy:

😡 and then there was this guy

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

I went through a stage of adding a little milk, sugar and a shot of cognac and holy shit it was GOOD

Definitely need @Chocolate_Notre here.

I’ve already deleted my account but it would be great to have Stirgus Sachetti here if not here already .