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#Spelunky2 randomizer PB -3:43 (!!!!!), 22 levels for a completion time of 9:11.450 (!!!!!!!)
holy shit. not only is this my first sub-10 but my best pace before this was over a minute slower. mostly average bosses (tho 20s olmec was p much ideal) but i got lucky early on items and locked tf in
lol the work van just got pulled over for doing 135 in a 110. i figured we’d get done at some point
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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we're all familiar with UR MR GAY but I never see anyone talk about EAT STANDING
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
kicking myself for not saying hello to the gorgeous trans woman i saw at costco. ma’am i love your tartan dress
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
pulled 1000ft of wire the last two days and learned 30 minutes before shift end today that the ground wire used in all of it is undersized. not undersized by code, undersized according to the general contractor’s arbitrary preference. lol! i am so fucking mad
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
nl trying out a new look i see, pretty cool
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
i was so hopeful the guy driving it to the pick up spot would wreck and i’d get a nice snow day. ah well i guess i’ll just make a bunch of money instead
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
van went 45 degrees to the road twice on the commute. tragically, i am at work
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
i’ll be amazed if the work van makes it to the pickup point today, it’s rwd on old snow tires and the guy driving it has never driven in snow before
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
it’s snowing!!!
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 AM
you know miyamoto took one look at that shit and said “fuck this we’re shipping and we get what we get”. unsalvagable
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
that metroid trailer is unreal. just a greatest hits of worn out design choices from the last decade of big budget games, topped off with 2018’s most thoroughly market-tested dialogue. a future beautiful disc contender for sure
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
jerma's vampire costume is truly breathtaking
November 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
fired up death stranding 2 and it’s got some halloween stuff in sam’s room on the magellan. neat
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
hmm. crashing out crazy hard on friday and my previous shot on wednesday leaking half out because i didn’t think to have the bandaid ready and apply pressure on it might have been related… ah well. i nailed it today so this week should be better
October 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
job is soul-flaying rn. i love doing things with essentially zero guidance or information that’ll later be judged overwhelmingly harshly! i love being made to take on excessive responsibility relative to my role! i love it!!!!
October 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
lol. Lmao
October 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
this project is randomly in metric or imperial. or both but they’re explicitly different measures listed as the same (eg. 40cm and 16”). i’m crashing the fuck out
October 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
unbelievable. no one, literally no one at work commented on my nails. i painted them for me not for reactions but still wtf
October 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
i went for the ‘mt everest climb gone wrong’ look because it’s almost halloween so why not
October 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i did my nails for the first time and they’re not even that fucked up (please admire only the nails and do not notice how dry and calloused and nasty my tormented-by-manual-labour hands otherwise are. thank you)
October 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
the lyrical component of Tame Impala was always their weakest link so an album that leans heavily on it is, well. it does rhyme Dracula with spectacular
October 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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the scariest Game Over screen in gaming award goes to Bomberman Kart for the ps2
October 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM