Retail stores really have a way of finding the most shit from a butt Christmas music no one’s ever even heard before

It’s the time of year when every goddamn motherfucking store turns up the temperature inside to 80 goddamn motherfucking degrees

I’ve been hanging out with my friends Paul Simon and Jim Croce all summer, and now it’s almost time for my friend James Taylor to come back in town

Every job is some shit like “team lead product manager specialist coordinator” and it’s turning me into a danger to myself and others. What ever happened to god honest jobs like milkman or barbershop quartet singer?? This country is in shambles.

It’s so fucked up being the ugly one in a family full of beautiful people. I must have had a huge karmic debt to be given 50yo parents more attractive than me. #suffering

Me when it’s cold and cloudy and rainy and dark

More terror

He’s so special to me idk

I hate subscriptions I hate automatic payments I hate passwords I hate logins I hate accounts I hate apps I hate two factor authentication

Just found out I have tics. I really spent like a month compulsively clacking my teeth and blinking to the super Mario theme song and never wondered what that even was.

Discovered this show six years too late

Had a dream I went on a date with darth Vader. He took me furniture shopping cus he wanted me to redecorate a room on the Death Star. After the date there was a giant alien blob creature that got too enthusiastic about helping me redecorate and kept messing up my shit. It was sooo frustrating.