A little something to help with the post-timeshift Monday blues: a dog eating celery. [sound on!]

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #cute #asmr #humor #humour

[description: a golden retriever happily munching on a very crunchy piece of celery with the phrase […]

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I've put a few new drawings up at
www.tomgauld.com/art-for-sale

There are also badges, prints and a zine at
www.tomgauld.com/shop

I found this birding book along the side of the road on the Tamiami trail in the Everglades on 8/25/25. It is so well loved with sightings going back decades. If you're a birder (I am not) please spread the word and hep me find the owner so they can be reunited

Difference between my dogs:

2 y.o. Great Pyrenees: "May I please have a french fry. Thank you."

6 y.o. Collie: "Gimme a french fry. Gimme, gimme, GIMME! Sorry about your fingers."

11 y.o. Collie: "Minion, bring me a french fry. You are dismissed."

#Dogs #collie #greatpyrenese

One of my irc friends came up with this: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

🐟 Idle new business thought for the day:

Seafood restaurant called "Sofishticated" and all menu items are terrible puns.

So far I've got "Shrimply Irresistible", "Prawn to be Wild" and "Just for the Halibut".

If you're hooked on this idea, add your suggestions for the menu below.

@Thayer (without checking for duplicate mentions)

@CazimodoCreative - for stories about her parrots, I don't recall any politics

@owlsintowels - must-follow, just like @SeaFury

@MonotoneofBill - ouch

@nixCraft - nerdy, funny, barely political (iirc)

@dmgedgoods - mainly memes

@maxleibman - […]

#silentsunday

Part of the band now!

Hundreds of thousands of Computers won't be able to upgrade to Windows 11, but that shouldn't make them eWaste.

Kudos to the @kde team for this amazing initiative!

https://endof10.org/

Uh oh. Ms Cardinal has spotted us.

All issues should be resolved! ❤️

So sorry about that

This is reason number one billion to hate #clickbait headlines. My phone suggested this today and it's an article warning you not to click "something" if you see it, but not explaining what the "something" is and requiring you to click "this something" instead […]

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