Stephen fischer
@enragedblob.bsky.social
Artist, video game enjoyer, horror movies, outdoors, dog lover, coffee dependent, avoider of people.
Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
Hamburger help me
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Hamburger help me
I have made a pact with my sister to outlive both Mitch McConnell and the current president. Come on boys, living ain’t cheap.
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I have made a pact with my sister to outlive both Mitch McConnell and the current president. Come on boys, living ain’t cheap.
A bracelet today, a entire chainmail shirt tomorrow, and next week a whole suit of full plate.
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
A bracelet today, a entire chainmail shirt tomorrow, and next week a whole suit of full plate.
I need this guy to smack me between the shoulder blades. Let’s work that knot out
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I need this guy to smack me between the shoulder blades. Let’s work that knot out
The same approach as shaving your balls
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The same approach as shaving your balls
I have sparkling water but I’m not gonna waste that on spraying
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I have sparkling water but I’m not gonna waste that on spraying
Chill, it’s tap, not holy
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Chill, it’s tap, not holy
“Gonna suck them toes”- Quentin Tarantino probably
November 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“Gonna suck them toes”- Quentin Tarantino probably
That’s what I call it when I listen to the same song on repeat till I hate it
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
That’s what I call it when I listen to the same song on repeat till I hate it
Used a palette knife
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Used a palette knife
My beagle would have sacrificed multiple lives to obtain that caterpillar
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
My beagle would have sacrificed multiple lives to obtain that caterpillar
That’s fair. I am pretty good at being annoying as fuck to people who start saying shitty things.
November 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
That’s fair. I am pretty good at being annoying as fuck to people who start saying shitty things.
Well I got bad news. I’m a problem maker
November 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Well I got bad news. I’m a problem maker
Home ec was where I learned how to use a sewing machine. All the hand sewing was self taught
November 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Home ec was where I learned how to use a sewing machine. All the hand sewing was self taught
I learned to sew by making a battle vest.
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I learned to sew by making a battle vest.
Even the vision impaired deserve to know the truth. The HOLE truth
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Even the vision impaired deserve to know the truth. The HOLE truth