just kidding not urgent i am in bed already

quick

that's much better than my first instinct of melody for a list (pokerap)

literally no excuse on my part. all i can say is it won't happen again. we all have to learn from our mistakes every day and grow as people

lest you think i am cooler than i am i was early enough in my like, getting comfortable flirting with strangers journey (way harder than just having sex with strangers) slash building confidence, that i did not even pick up what she was putting down. we were literally in a sex club that time too

only one of these times did she pointedly tell me she was ovulating shortly after complaining that she doesn't have forever to have kids.

this has happened like half a dozen times to be clear. & it helps that one or two times i have bothered to correct her she has rolled with it & not at all lost interest.

pups are so cute.

it didn't go catastrophically wrong, just the toy smoked too much as i was getting there and quickly was like hey sorry too high, raincheck. c'est la vie en grindr or whatever they say

& that whole thing would have gone better. magic powers debunked, go directly to bathhouse, do not collect randi prize

honorable mention to the older cis bottom who insisted on calling it a clit even after i was like man you can call it a cock. not really sure what was going on there

well okay, not like, a large portion of one. i watched like 50% of multiple silent hill f playthroughs a friend was doing though

no i have not played any silent hill games.

no you can't fuck the nurses they work here. yes you can fuck pyramid head he's just a regular who does that

their suggestion to likely low sperm count was "overwhelm my womb with quantity" so i guess we just gotta fuck nonstop if they're ever in town ohhh nooo